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Now sir, I understand your fear and curiosity but please refrain from looking at the sacrifices. It tends to disrupt their blood flow, and that's the most important part of the job. The demons work hard enough to give them the proper ratio of blood flow to pain-1:99. Anyway, I'm still waiting on your files to get here so I can assign you to your post.
Until then, let us continue the tour of Hell. Trust me when I say this'll be your best chance to get any look at anything other than your job for the next few thousand years. Now, through here you'll see the first really important place to AVOID. This is where we keep
Now where was I? Ah, right. We need to continue with the rest of the
It helps the job if everything runs efficiently. Now, why are you here... Ah ha! There you are! Oh dear. Seems you were a terrorist who died destroying a hospital. Tisk tisk. I have one job that can be done given this. How do you feel about turning dung?
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