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[[File:Aaaaaaaa.png|thumb|386px|Artists shitty rendition of the Pirate mafia.]]
Ok guyz, i knows you won't beleive meh on this, but im tellin' yah, it's truer than the fact that sean connery would do a great james bond, as long as he works on the accent or whatever.
Now, you's be hearin' about those scary games that have been hacked by an ancient demonic demon that looks like the main character of the game that you bought on eBay from the old homeless guy on the yard sale, and i bet you're thinking that this is the same story as the other ones. you would be theoretically incorrect. for shizzo.
==So, on to the spaghetti itself:==
So i was browsing the homeless man's eBay yard sale of demonically hacked demon games the other day. nah, just kidding. i kinda gots yaz tho, 'mmiright?
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==Now, bruh, here's the real scary part, so listen:==
So the dude from the Twilight zone mafia told me he was gonna torure me and my friendos. at first I was confused- I had no friendos, the only one i have moven to new orleans after obama nuked sweden. but then it hit me- LE GASP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!2 i had two ceiling chairs i met at a bar fight last yearkend! "noo, not clark and jonas!" i yelled. hoping the guy from the decepticon mafia would leave them alone, but soon enough, they brought the chairs all the way to jamaica where de drogg feildsh be at mon, and thus began the cruel act of cruelty against me, clark & Jonas.
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Life is... way more quiet now. sure, clark still skips about on the ceiling like the ceiling chair he is, but... but life will never be the same again. The beaver mafia will pay for what they did. was i not high off my ass when they did that to him, i would have activated sexy mode and kicked their asses before jonas could be harmed. but i swear, they will never, i repeat- NEVER get away with what they have done to me. noone fucks with a Grubenhubenheimer. noone.
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