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Hello I’m homeless guy and I live in the back alley of Nickelodeon studios
One day when I was looking for food I saw a Nickelodeon employee dropping something in the bin which was my house btw and he grabbed a big ass shotgun and then BANG he shoot himself when I was putting him in my collection of dead bodies a note dropped on the floor and it says “yo you know that homeless cunt that keep eating our lunch won’t it be funny if I put this spooky vhs tape that we found while doing demon magic in his house as a epic prank and shoot my self lol” I went towards my house and saw the vhs tape it said “welp” I snuck into Nickelodeon storage room with my epic climbing skills and put in the vhs in vhs player and tv both i stole from ikea and it played
It was a episode of SpongeBob the intro played normally but when spongebab was jumping on his name he fell and broke into 100 pieces of sponge and
The episode started in mrs puff boating school and she said “okay class what one you should not do while driving” in perfect timing SpongeBob kicked the door down and shouted “I KNOW I WILL SHOW YOU” “oh great what are you doing to this time Sponge-“ said miss puff but before she can finish of her sentence SpongeBob grabbed a ak-47 miss puff said “SPONGE BOB NOOOOOO” and then he grabbed and another ak-47 shot everyone while laughing it lasted for 5 minutes and then SpongeBob stole miss puff key and took her car her car looked like a real life car spongiebob got in the car and went full speed and said “I’m going to kill mr krabs” while SpongeBob going to the krusty krab he did terrorist attacks meanline in Krusty krab mr krabs was taking a shit and reading the news paper that says SpongeBob is a terrorist mr krab got mad and said “SpongeBob me boy cum here right now” in perfect timing spinbob crashes into the krusty Karp killing mr krab and Patrick and krusty krab SpongeBob walking out the krusty krab on fire and the victory song from persona 5 playing and the police come the police officer was realistic Sponge with a police hat and two guns that was pointing squadward who was burying mr krab and Rick
The police officer said”did you do this” “no” said squadword and SpongeBob walked up and said “I did” the police officer that so pissed that he accidentally threw squidward to a bottomless pit and he armed his two gun at SpongeBob eyes and then SpongeBob did a backflip and then he drooped kicked him in to a bottomless pit and Gary walked up and said “oh god you have blood’ and SpongeBob bein walking home but the ghosts of Rick and mr crab appeared infront of him and mr krab ghost “sponge boy why did you kill meeee” “because you owned me money and I wanted it “ said SpongeBob and the ghost of pat said “why did you me then” “because fuck you” said SpongeBob and he spins kicking and both fall to the bottomless pit
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