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Hello I'm homeless guy and I live in the back alley of Nickelodeon studios.
One day when I was looking for food I saw a Nickelodeon employee dropping something in the bin which was my house btw and he grabbed a big ass shotgun and then BANG he shoot himself and blood was everywhere when I was putting him in my collection of dead bodies a note dropped on the floor and it says "yo you know that homeless cunt that keep eating our lunch won't it be funny if I put this spooky vhs tape that we found while doing demon magic in his house as a epic prank and shoot my self with a gun lol" I went towards my house and saw the vhs tape it said "welp" I snuck into Nickelodeon storage room with my epic climbing skills and put in the vhs in vhs player and tv both i stole from ikea and it played.
It was a episode of SpongeBob the intro played normally but when spongebab was jumping on his name he fell and broke into 100 pieces of sponge and blood on the letter B and Elmo come on the screen and said "B is for blood kids" and disappeared and then it zoomed into SpongeBob and it stayed like that for 50 seconds (also I found a stopwatch in the storage room) and the title said "welp" and opened credits just said nobody made this.
The episode started with SpongeBob cooking burgers and singing the fnaf song by tombstone but when it got to the part where foxy steals some dumbass money, Patrick come in said "hey SpongeBob guess who got their driver license that me""Again it got taken away from you because you were a dick"said SpongeBobby (yeah remember that episode patrick was kind of a dick right) Patrick says "but I learn my lesson btw I heard mrs puff is going to start a exam and if you fuck this one up you going to get kicked out and also you going to be there all day so I decided to take your job" and mr Krab come in said "and I'm also going take $2 way from you me boy okay bye" and when SpongeBob was leaving his job he found squadward putting a picture of Patrick on the employee of the month wall and saying "no SpongeBob tomorrow” SpongeBob was sad and went home crying and saying "that dick head Patrick is going to take everything from my job and my car,Gary" and SpongeBob got a idea while eating cereal and said "he taking $2 away from me that means mr krabs owns me money I guess I do something tomorrow"and he got of his house went to the boating school,the one look like the one from that where Patrick comes SpongeBob classmate it almost looks like a real school he broke throw the wall and ended up in empty classroom which mrs puff class he slept in the empty the next day in SpongeBob woke up and went towards to mrs puff
The police officer said"did you do this" "no" said squadword and SponBob walked up and said "I did" the police officer that so pissed that he accidentally threw squidward to a bottomless
And then a floating police hat with a gun said "time to die" and SpongeBob said "I can't die I'm the main character" and he then slapped it to the bottomless pit and then the ghost of the car appeared and said "why did you kill me" "I also killed your father I put tnt in his ass and he blow up in goofy golfers " said SpongeBob "YOU DID WHAT" said the car and then SpongeBob jumped on him and he blow up and then the ghost of krusty crab appeared and said "SpongeBob I thought you loved me why did you kill me?" And SpongeBob said "Funny" "oh okay" said the krusty krab and leaves and whole Bikini Bottom said "stop" and SpongeBob laughed and said "IM AM GOD" and get big and crushes everyone and looked at the camera said "eat cereal or this will be you" and he shows his hyper realistic shoe with blood and the episode ends as the credits rolls plays but it wasn't with the normal credits music it loud ass rock music with swear words and the tv blow up and the janitor come in to the room and begin to smack me in head with broom and throw me out the window and later that day I turned into the welp vhs tape and some cunt found me and then aired the episode and all the kids that watched it come CEREAL EATERS
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