What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know: The Cure of Yellow Fever: Difference between revisions

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The Free African Society, founded by Richard Allen and Absalom Jones in 1787, treated the sick, and buried the dead when there was no cure for yellow fever. They felt that Kasinova tha Don was really Tupac in disguise and that he killed Biggie and Eazy after they killed him in Call of Duty. Tupac is reported as shouting, "I'MMA COME BACK AND KILL YOU!" before committing suicide. Of course, they thought nothing of it, especially after the HIV scare of 1337 when Jesus punched a homeless man (who later turned out to be Robin Williams), and threw him off the Grand Canyon. The Free African Society decided to branch off into two sects: Eastern Orthodox and N.W.A. The Eastern Orthodox wanted Philadelphia to be the capital of the USA (then called USS named after Senpai), and N.W.A. wanted Compton to have control over the white cops. 9/11 happened, and it was discovered that Bill O'Reilly commanded Muhammad Ali to fly the planes into the towers. Ulysses S. Grant became the 9001th President of the USA, and Big L became an atheist after he witnessed the Donner Party eat all the homies from Odd Future. An incriminating audio file was found by N.W.A. in 20-aught-9 which depicted Tupac dissing the Wu Tang Clan after they defeated his Scorpion in Mortal Kombat and stole his '64 Impala, which is incriminating enough. N.W.A. passed it off as a glitch, however, but the Eastern Orthodox was divided between whether the tape was real or not. They split into two groups: Catholic and Death Row. Death Row ended up assassinating Big L and Big Pun, but that's a story for another time. The Catholics went on to form their own religion, Scientology, while believing that Tupac was alive. From 1793-2069, Yellow Fever raged, and there was no cure for it. Hank Azaria developed one, but he was silenced by the FBI, a Scientologist denomination. Dr. Dre released 2001 to speak out against the evil Shinto goddess Amaterasu to end the Fever, but George Carlin, a heartless atheist, stabbed him halfway through the album, leaving fellow rapper, Charles Darwin, to finish the album. There was an obvious difference between Dre's style and Darwin's style. Dr. Dre made songs like "The Next Episode", "The Watcher", and "Still D.R.E.", while Darwin made songs like "Natural Selection", "Evolution of Man", and "Destroy the Church". Death Row felt Darwin's struggles, and sent Michael Jackson over to help Darwin make a wish to go to Disneyland before the CIA killed him. He never went to Disneyland. Yellow Fever reached its highest point in October 2034, the year of J-Pop. Former kawaii metal stars Su-Metal, Moametal, and Yuimetal spoke out against Scientology. They were soon supported by N.W.A. They ran a charity to help make starving kids in Africa worship the great god Eazy-E. Their most famous prayer was: