What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know: The Cure of Yellow Fever: Difference between revisions

Now, and in the hour of our incarceration

 

 

By 2035, the charity failed, and Kim Jong-un executed the Yuimetal for being a complete idiot and spending all the money on banana slicers.Then came what is commonly referred to as the Era of Lions. This era started when Snoop Dogg left Death Row to convert to Rastafarianism and murdered all of the starving kids in Africa. He freed all the lions ever to hunt down and kill Suge Knight. Snoop Dogg then flew to Japan to watch some animes, but he soon found out that his favorite voice actor, Bernhard Goetz, was killed by Emperor Showa after a game of poker that turned bloody. He stole a Japanese plane and flew into the Taj Mahal while screaming "ALLAHU-AKBAR!" There were no survivors.The next era is known as the Era of Anime, where Su-Metal underwent plastic surgery to become an anime and nuked the entire country of Lebanon. Moametal died in the explosion. The Free African Society now united as one, resurrected Suge Knight to track down Tupac, as they all agreed that Tupac was alive. Ed Sheeran went insane and killed Suge Knight's ghost and jumped into traffic while screaming about his '64 Impala. Former President Obama tried to comment on the issue, but current President Alexander Hamilton and VP Cory Baxter killed Obama at the age of 209. Su-Metal made President Hamilton an anime and killed Vladimir Putin. She then turned the entire Eastern Hemisphere into an anime. As the Era of Anime ended in 2050, the Free African Society was divided again: Pentecostal and the Cult of Shady. World War III happened between the Western Hemisphere and the Anime Hemisphere. It lasted from Monday October 25 2053 to Tuesday October 26 2053. The Original Balla, Oedipus, killed all the soliders in the war while blasting "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. He subsequently created the quantum computer and the Mariana's Web. The country of Cuba resurrected Che Guevara to kill Oedipus, but Shady, led by Eminem, stopped them. They found a note, which contained a ton of profanity, so here is a translated version.