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The only thing I had going for me was that this time, I had brought lots of cash with me.
 
As Manny got off the bus all I can hear are the droves of men yell out “oi"oi oi - overhear”overhear" or “come"come on mate, I have no money let me on the bus”bus" or “mate"mate, I’llI'll do anything to get on the bus!”" The odd part was that all of the foreign men were dressed liked they had money but they were all intentionally giving the impression to Manny that they had no money, so they could have a seat on the bus for an exchange in services.
 
Manny wasn’twasn't interested in the other men because they seemed way to willing to give up their manhood to the point where I heard Manny say “No"No more Bob! I can barely sit and drive the bus!”"
 
I reluctantly held up my money and Manny seemed to find me with no problem.
 
As he approached me, I started to quiver in fear as he whispered in my ear in a Spanish accent “you"you want ride? You sit on my lap as I drive the bus!”"
 
My mouth dropped to the floor as he said that.
 
I looked over at my kids who were eager to get to Disney World and I said “Honey"Honey give me your phone!”" To ensure that my wife wouldn’twouldn't film me.
 
Manny gave me a pair of really short jeans and a crop-top that he made me change into before I could get onto the bus.
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Then the bus boarded and Manny slapped his own lap to signal for me to sit down on it.
 
As Manny started to whisper things in my ear like “watch"watch out for the bumps”bumps" or “slide"slide up a little more”more" I couldn’tcouldn't help but cry as my kids looked at me in a shameful way.
 
I looked around the bus to try to gain sympathy but all I was met with was jealous eyes and by all the men on the bus who first sang True Blue by John Williamson and then Down Under by the Men At Work.
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