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My friend once told me about a mysterious creature known as the "Slenderman", who supposedly lurks in the woods on the outskirts of town. He said that anyone who hashad ever gone into thosethe woods late at night was hunted down and killed by the Slenderman. I, of course, thought itthis was a load of bullshit, but no matter how hard I tried to convince my friend's otherwise, I could not shake his absurd belief in the paranormal. remainedThis unfetteredcalled for drastic measures; one day, I bet him twenty dollars that I could spend an entire night in the woods and never get killed once. He was reluctant to accept the bet at first (after all, you'd kind of have to be an asshole to deliberately send your best friend to his death just for the sake of money), but I was eventually able to convince him to go through with it.
So one day, I bet my friend five-hundred dollars that I could spend an entire night in the woods without being killed. He was reluctant to accept the bet at first (after all, you'd have to be kind of an asshole to ''want'' to send your best friend to his death for the sake of money), but I was eventually able to convince him.
So I went into the woods one night, equipped with a flashlight and just enough food and water to last the night, and was promptly mauled to death by a pack of rabid bears. ▼
▲So I went into, the woodsfollowing one nightevening, equippedI withpacked a flashlight , camping gear, and just enough food and water to last through the night . After all that was settled, andI headed into the woods, where I was promptly mauled to death by a pack of rabid grizzly bears.
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AND THEN A SLENDERMAN POPPED OUT
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