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Line 1: [[File:Kawaii_cookie.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|DIS IS TEH PICTURE OF SATAN]] You guys may think that Satan is some weird red goat man, but he ISN'T. I have proof, and it's the best proof ever. So one day I was searching teh interwebs and I saw a picture thingy called THEREALSATAN.jpg. I looked at it, and guess what I saw... I saw a cookie! [[File:Kawaii_cookie_by_themisstaked-d67gt6i.png\|thumb\|DIS IS TEH PICTURE OF SATAN]]▼ ▲You guys may think that Satan is some weird red goat man, but he ISN'T. I have proof, and it's the best proof ever. So one day I was searching teh interwebs and I saw a picture thingy called THEREALSATAN.jpg. I looked at it, and guess what I saw... I saw a cookie! ~~[[File:Kawaii_cookie_by_themisstaked-d67gt6i.png\|thumb\|DIS IS TEH PICTURE OF SATAN]]~~ Yes, satan is a demonic chocolate chip cookie with cute little sparkly eyes. But, you shall not underestimate this cookie, his chocolate chips are chocolate chips of DOOOM. Demons are really just cookie crumbs. But back on topic, when I saw the pic, I was scared so much, I died. Then I came back alive because of swag. So, the cookie then POPPED OUT OF THE SCREEN. He summoned his army of cookie crumbs. But then, a man came out of nowhere (because epic openings are overrated) and guess who he was... Line 8 ⟶ 10: COOKIE [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:EVIL FOOD]] [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]