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He knew he was still in his closet even though it was pitch black, because it smelled like fish. He got up and noticed he was a lot lighter. He walked over to his pool and stared at his reflection. "wat the fak." he exclaimed out loud. He was a skeleton. "I shall now be known as LOLSKELETONS!" He went back to town, and saw a poster for the Skeletons of Anarchy gang. He joined it soon after. He called LOLDAUGHTERS to tell her the news.
Meanwhile, you were making out with ur honey wen her phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". WHO WAS-- Oh wait, it was LOLSKELETONS.
The other bikers of the gang didnt like LOLSKELETONS that much. He was always laughing at them for no apparent reason. They took his bike away and gave him an old car. When he got in, he wasn't yet used to his new skeleton hot bod, so he couldn't open the window to get out. (How did he get in? Idk.) He just sighed and drove down the road to pick up chicks. He saw a tall skinny man with tentacles coming out of him. "Mmmm look at dat ass on this bby." he said to himself, getting boned. (Punny indeed.) The tall man stuck his thumb out to signal he wanted to get picked up. LOLSKELETONS stopped a few yards in front of him, because he likes to be a dick. When the man went up and opened the door. LOLSKELETONS jumped out at him. "Ayyyy I'm free!" LOLSKELETONS then ran away, never to be seen again.
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