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LOLHUMANS was a fairly normal man. Besides the fact that he laughed out loud at everybody he met. He also was part of the occult for Curious George, the all-knowing divine Lord of the universe. One merrily day, he went about Trollpasta Town looking for some babes. He dashed as fast as he could to a crowed of nearby humans and he went ballistic. "HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL OF THESE HUMANS!!!" he screamed in the middle of a line for a hot dog stand. Everyone stared at the slighlty deranged man, but then quickly refocused their attention to the hooded man with a huge smile selling hot dogs.
After the quick breakfast of Banana O's (He has a craving for them) bought from the stand, he giggled to himself thinking about more humans. Suddenly he saw her. The perfect woman. She had the smile of an angel, hair made of rich coal (If thats a thing). Eyes that sparkled like the moon. It's his daughter of course. LOLHUMANS ran over to her, laughing of course.
The next morning, LOLHUMANS had a bad feeling. He thought it was just a glitch so he ignored it... bad choice. He got up and jumped out the window (who the fuck has time for stairs). He then entered his house through another window (who the fuck has time for doors). In the kitchen he was cooking something for his pet monkey (his daughter of course). "Bananas again?" she asked. "Yes
LOLHUMANS returned from his trip to the local bar and saw his house was on fire. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed like a little pussy. He ran inside the melting window and ran over to his closet to look for any old, wet tissues he could use to put the fire out. Being inside the small space of the closet made him suffocate on all the smoke. And smell of fish. He blacked out and lost 13 Doge Coins.
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