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I once went to the crappiest flea market in existence, where there was this shady fella who told me to follow him. I did that, and when he motioned me closer he gave me a parcel with a wink, and left me standing there. When I went and bought it for only 99 cents, I unwrapped it and I saw a box of some computer OS. Windows Vista? No, that's what I thought it said.
Why would that be there? I was nervous by the time I got in my car, but I decided not to worry about it.
I drove home and I immediately went into my room and popped it in to my computer, where I was greeted by a generic console-type screen, before the computer officially started
After it did all that, the loading screen appeared. The windows vista logo was there for only a second before it was replaced by the spaghetti-head one. Everything was red and black, too, and for some reason, as the loading screen was there, the bar was filling up with what looked like hyper-realistic blood. And after that went away, it was replaced by the installer screen. This is what it showed:
[[File:Windows_pasta_installer_screen.png|
There was that stupid spaghetti picture again. That was really starting to get on my nerves, but I froze when I saw the text above the loading bar when it reached 10 percent.
I chuckled just a little bit, and It then got to 20 percent.
It stayed on the text until it reached 50 percent.
I didn't know what to think of that until it got to 60 percent, which is where I got really nervous.
I didn't know what to do, and I was really scared, I was about to turn my PC off, but it was already at 80 percent.
I couldn't believe the computer was insulting me, and moved my hand and once away from it. When it got to 99 percent, I saw a strange and scary image appear for a split second, and I don't even mean it was on there hardly, because the time it was on the screen must have been one nanosecond. After everything got done intstalling, it went to the account creation screen, but it told me that I could not create an account, and I had to use the guest account.
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