Windows XP Second Edition: Difference between revisions

 

How wrong I was...

 

When I booted up the computer the following day, something was wrong. The bootscreen I made now looked like it had been made in Paint. The text was in Comic Sans, and the Windows Logo looked like it had been made by a child who was using a laptop touchpad.

 

At last, I entered the room where my computer was. Strangely, the machine had been left relatively untouched, but its screen was flickering every now and then. I switched the screen off and on again, and what I saw horrified me in every way.

"W... what the hell?!" I murmured as I looked at the warped and distorted screen. What the hell had happened here? There was no loading bar, and the screen hung for a moment, before continuing to flicker with static until it suddenly shut off again, smoke gushing from its ports.

 

At once, the command prompt appeared. It was completely blank, save for the command line. Text began to flicker over the screen.

 

 

"WHAT?! How could this be? This computer can't be sentient." I yelled out loud.

 

 

I slammed my hand into the power button, but nothing happened. The speakers began to surge and crackle, sounding almost like a baritone laugh.

 

The last thing I saw was a blinding light, and then everything went dark.

 

Darkness enveloped me, and I felt myself falling through an endless void. I could hear the computer continuing to speak as I fell deeper and deeper into the mess of pure oblivion, but I couldn't make out what it was saying.

 

The doctors and nurses attended to a lone bed in the Accident and Emergency ward of St. Mary's Hospital, Newport, Isle of Wight. The patient was already dead. His body was covered in burns and lacerations, and his eyes were burnt out. Examining the throat of the patient revealed that he had multiple USB Cords tied around his bronchi, even though there was no way that the cords could end up in his thoracic cavity.

 

 

The others gave it no mind, as the doctor walked out of the building, and into the fresh and salty Newport streets.

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