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I like chicken wings. You may disagree with me, but I like chicken wings. I find them pleasant in taste and texture, and the amount of variety in these little morsels is incredible. I know a lot of wing
Out of all the places to get wings in New Nuork, I loved the Frycade the best. For one thing, they had video games. Not just cheap arcade games, but they had 3 Wii consoles in their arcade room. The games included Mario Kart, a port of Majora's Mask, and Godzilla: Monster of Monsters (
One day, while I was eating at the Frycade, I noticed something
NIGW KGIN = Wing King
REFO DEFO = Free Food
PIW NERZIS = Win Prizes.
When I asked a waitress what this meant, she looked at me with glassy, cold eyes, like those of a fish. Or like those of a chicken. She clicked her teeth together, and answered "Wing King is coming. Come on happy hour for free wings and prizes. Wing King is coming." Thinking Wing King was a new mascot for the Frycade, I was excited. But this didn't explain the macabre decorations. The Frycade was usually child-friendly (I was a preteen at the time), so why did they go this direction? I decided to sleep on it until Wednesday, which was happy hour at the Frycade.
The day of the Wing King's arrival soon came. After school, I forgoed my normal route and went directly to the Frycade. Homework would have to wait. I arrived at 3:58. Two minutes before the
A massive blob of chicken flesh, covered in spines, undulated towards the
The Wing King stopped, extended its head towards me, and spoke in a raspy voice "Do you want some chicken wings?"
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