Woody Is Love, Woody Is Life
< I was 12 years old
< Today was the day kids would bring their favorite movies at school
< The dvds that each kids had brang were Toy Story, Rio, Bee Movie, and Foodfight
< The teacher said that if 10 kids in my class room raise they hand, one the kids who brought their movie will be picked
< I hope Toy Story gets picked
< Everybody who did not bring dvds pick Rio
< I am shocked
< Teacher puts Rio into the tv
< The movie makes me sick
< I puke
< Everybody starts laughing at me
< Woody, please help me
< Suddenly Woody jumps out of my Toy Story dvd
< Woody transforms into the size of a human being
< He says "Reach for the skkkkkkyyyy"
< Woody then grabs the tv and throws it out of the window
< All the kids in the room start panicking
< Woody grabs the kids who brought their dvds and starts shoving snakes down their throats
< They all die from the venom
< All the other kids and the teacher get out of the classroom
< I'm the only one left in the classroom
< Woody then comes to me and says
< Your my favorite deputy
< Woody then flies out of the classroom window
< I cry with tears of joy.
Woody is love, Woody is life
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