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==<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Note:</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This is a parody of the "Creepypasta" </span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Playstation Suffer</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Here is the original: </span>[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer</span>]<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I
=='''<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">XBox Suff3r</span>'''==
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, I got a job at Microsoft a couple of minutes ago as a game creator. For job reaso</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">ns, I was given an XBone for game testing. I had ideas about creating the games which I was RELIEVED about. I
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">The next morning, I went out to get some games since I
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">I placed Battlefield 4 in to the console and started multiplayer. However, something
[[File:SKARY_Satan.jpg|thumb|230px|What the scary picture in Halo 5/Halo 666 looked like.]]<span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.15;white-space:pre-wrap;">I would swap discs over because I thought it was just a minor bug that needed resting as well as some medication. I put Halo 5 in to the console, but that was worse…The home menu was bloody and red, human organs were hanging everywhere, and "Halo 5" was replaced with "Halo 666." Then out of nowhere a creepy picture came up in the background, and it was the scariest thing I had ever heard (I don't know how you can hear a picture, but whatever) so I switched the disc over again to Battlefield 4, but it was worse than before. Every word in the game was distorted like the manual, and everything had blood and guts hanging from every place possible. Every enemy was IMMENSELY hard to kill because they were demons made of blood. (Are you scared now?) I had enough of this. I took out the discs, snapped them in to pieces, and burnt them into the ashes.</span>
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">When I got back, the manual of the XBone was where I left it. I looked inside. The scribbled material was replaced with the statement ‘u will
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">Because
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