XBox Suff3r: Difference between revisions

==<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Note:</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This is a parody of the "Creepypasta”Creepypasta" </span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Playstation Suffer</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Here is the original: </span>[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer</span>]<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t know which is worse.</span>==

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">The next morning, I went out to get some games since I didn’t have any yet, so I went to a dodgy looking second hand store with a sign saying ‘</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cheap high quality second hand games!</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">’ The store was basically an evil castle with blood and guts all over it. There were also turrets everywhere, and they were aiming straight at me. Winged demons were flying around it, too. I couldn’t resist (because I’m a gullible dumbass), so I strolled inside to see what there was. Believe it or not, the games looked SUPER BRAND NEW with absolutely nothing wrong with them. They were second hand because they said that on the label (which I didn’t understand, because I’m an idiot). So I went and picked out 2 games and purchased them. When I left, the evil knight at the cash register said to me in a sinister (and by "sinister”sinister" I mean "deep, demonic”demonic") voice saying ’’Have fun! Don’t die playing those games! MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’’ Lightning flashed behind him, and the whole ENTIRE place caught fire for a few seconds. I thought nothing of it (again, because my brains are made of jelly) so I just left the store and headed home. The 2 games I bought were Battlefield 4 and Halo 5. Since it was my day off, I tried out the games I bought. </span></p>