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The game started up once more and started with a new character. At first the furry was thought to be an oc before the token girl noticed it was some bitch from the comics which is basically fanfiction anyway. Sally Acorn walked down a hallway and came to a nightmare fetish torturing room with a abomination inside.
"PLEASE KILL ME I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN!!!!!1" Cried a multicolored hedgecatfoxhyena oc nailed to the wall. But Silly Acorns said lol and walked out of the room. But now she was in an MC escher painting. Sally tried to go up the down escalator but actually went down the up down escalator right side up. Then Sonic walked down the escalator. "So many lives to play with, but so little
Then the projector started to flash rapidly and through the flashes Sonic started to reach through the screen, directly stealing the coolest and scariest scene in the new IT movie. Tom then karate chopped the projector until it was in bite sized pieces. The homeless guy then ate the projector because he was so hungry. Suddenly Not-Sonic's hands tore away the room's wall revealing final destination was behind it all along.
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"Suprise! It was me! I'm the one who's been stealing people's souls and taking them to video game land! I also started a cult of fanboys that have brainwashed everyone into liking Sonic for this was my plan all along you see and know I'm gonna get..." X was saying until he was so rudely interrupted by the bland guy. "Guys, save yourselves from his exposition, I'll be fine just go!" Then X's kinky mouth tentacle's stole bland guy's soul lemon from his mouth hole.
Tom and his amazing trilogy of lifelong friends: token girl, jock guy, and some homeless person Naruto ran down the halls of the cooledge building. "We need to find a closet to lock ourselves in, then we'll be safe from the homos!" The homeless man suggested. "Perfect idea!" Tom responded. "AAAAAH HELP!" Token girl tripped and the mouth tentacles were coming right for her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). "Go save yourselves I'll save the Token character for sure!" the jock said, staying to try and the girl before they
"In here!" The homeless man had found a closet so Tom and him piled in and closed the door. Now a teenager and a homeless old man were huddled together in a closet while a demonic sonic waited for them to come out of the closet. "Fools! You'll have to come out sometime! And when you do we'll have sexy fun times in videogame land FOREVER!" X taunted. "So what do we do now?" asked tom to which the man replied "Look at all these janitor supplies sonny boy! Bleach, Arsenic, Rope, It's like a suicide toolkit!" "NOOOOO! Don't kill yourselves! Purging the cancer is my only weakness!" wailed X. "Time to put up or shut up sonny boy! I'll see you in
"Tom please come out of the closet your parents are very worried." said X "Nope" replied Tom as he pulled a gun. "IT'S NOT FAIR I JUST WANT TOYS TO PLAY WITH! WAAAH WAAAH!" Tom knew what he needed to do and put the gun in his mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). With all his courage and strength Tom ended his retarded existence once and for all.
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