Y'iff Goes to College or Skyfur 2: Difference between revisions

"Oh, great Paarthurnax!" Un'ethikl Usar exclaimed. "I am here to ask for you to tell me another story about Y'iff."

 

"Indeed, very stupid." I grabbed J'zargo by the ear and dragged him to the living quarters. "Now, let us fuck each other's brains out for the reader's amusement and maybe after that we'll have a quick skooma break before going again."

 

 

"J'zargo only has so much room to carry things."

"If you finish inside J'zargo will have you torn apart by angry atronauchs ..."

 

 

"Nnnnngheeeeeugh!"

"Luckily for you, my friend, I have forty-nine-million, eight-thousand, three-hundred and twelve skoomas smuggled in through Mianus."

 

 

When they finally released me and gave me my shit back, I decided to go back to the College. Tolfdir was pretty pissed at me for simply disposing of the dwarven sword in the ocean rather than giving it to Calcelmo like he asked me. He even tried to get Samus Aran the arch-mage to kick me out of the College, but he was still amazed at my shouting abilities to send Argonians flying off mountains.

 

"Perhaps Y'iff is right."

==Da present yo==

"I'm fairly certain that never happened," Un'ethikl Usar corrected Paarthurnax's story.

 

"Basically, I'm into bdsm."

===A few seconds later yo===

"Yes!" Paarthurnax moaned. "Whip me harder!"

"Ah, yes! I'm such a bad dragon!"

 

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