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It was a normal night at my household. My dog was sleeping by the fire as it burned out, and I was reading a good book... until a heard a knock on the door.
 
KNOCK KNOCK
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I cowered in the corner of my house.
 
KNOCK... knock
 
The knocking finally had calmed down.
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KA-BLAMMY!
 
My whole front door barged down, and their was a little migetmidget waiting in the doorway.
 
"YOUR SCREWED, BITCH! AHAHHAHAHA" He cried with his little voice.
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My lighting fixtures began turning into butterflies and the floors turned into chocolate.
 
My dog had turned into an... oh, wait, he's still a dog.
 
I ran to my computer and went on Creepypasta wiki and read the story to predict what would happen next...
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They all screamed at once. On that command, they began charging towards me. Being a 67th degree in black belt, I used a Rasengan to blast my way through the enemies.
 
Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by SpongebobSpongeBob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer.
 
I suddenly pulled up in front of The Projects. The Huntsville rapist came running towards me, but I pulled out an RPG-7 and blasted his little face off. Continuing through the projects was scary. Once I came out of the Projects, I came across...
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"LOST VIDEO STORE"
 
I walked inside and watched all the videos on the shelves, including Dead Bart, SquidwardsSquidward's Suicide and all the Happy Appy DVD's. After I was done I got a Plastic Bag and suffocated myself, until I woke up and realized I was dead, inside my grave. I lied back down and closed my eyes.
 
Soon I was woken up in Weenie Hut General.
 
"HUH? WEENIE HUT GENERAL?" I cried.
[[File:YOR_NEXT.png|thumb|DA LITTLE MIGET]]
 
I saw the miget and Cupid all surrounding the operation table.
 
I'M SCREWED.
 
 
 
 
(TROLL PASTA BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY, TACO EXPRESS)
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