It was a normal night at my household. My dog was sleeping by the fire as it burned out, and I was reading a good book... until a heard a knock on the door.
KNOCK KNOCK
The knock shook my bones.
KNOCK KNOCK
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Even harder now!
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KNOCK KNOCK
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It was getting unbearable!
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KNOCK KNOCK
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I began to throw up and cry because I was so scared.
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KNOCK KNOCK
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I cowered in the corner of my house.
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KNOCK... knock
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The knocking finally had calmed down.
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KA-BLAMMY!
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My whole front door barged down, and their was a little midget waiting in the doorway.
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"YOUR SCREWED, BITCH! AHAHHAHAHA" He cried with his little voice.
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I screamed in horror and ran down the hallway. The ceiling of my house began caving in as I saw a skeleton walking down my hallway eating jello.
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My lighting fixtures began turning into butterflies and the floors turned into chocolate.
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My dog had turned into an... oh, wait, he's still a dog.
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I ran to my computer and went on Creepypasta wiki and read the story to predict what would happen next...
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Before I could continue reading, a bow and arrow plunged through my back. I saw Cupid flying in the doorway of my room. He began peeing all over my face and I barely managed to escape out of my room. Yanking the arrow out of my back was painful, but seeing my backyard was even more painful.
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An army of Marios and Luigi's had invaded my backyard.
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"THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!"
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They all screamed at once. On that command, they began charging towards me. Being a 67th degree in black belt, I used a Rasengan to blast my way through the enemies.
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Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by SpongeBob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer.
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I suddenly pulled up in front of The Projects. The Huntsville rapist came running towards me, but I pulled out an RPG-7 and blasted his little face off. Continuing through the projects was scary. Once I came out of the Projects, I came across...
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"LOST VIDEO STORE"
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I walked inside and watched all the videos on the shelves, including Dead Bart, Squidward's Suicide and all the Happy Appy DVD's. After I was done I got a Plastic Bag and suffocated myself, until I woke up and realized I was dead, inside my grave. I lied back down and closed my eyes.
<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by Spongebob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer.
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Soon I was woken up in Weenie Hut General.
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"HUH? WEENIE HUT GENERAL?" I cried.
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I saw the miget and Cupid all surrounding the operation table.
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I'M SCREWED.
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