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Yogi Bear was walking along the park one day, when he saw a sign. He looked up and read it, but he
But most urgently, there was no place to picnic. Yogi Bear went back to his cave to talk to Booboo Bear about this mishap. It was dark in the cave. He lit a match, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere...
... a SPIDER emerged! Yogi dashed for the exit, but it was suddenly blocked by boulders. The spider drew closer and closer, and Yogi was beginning to sweat. Suddenly, his match went out. It was just him. In the dark. Alone. With the spider. Why had fate done this to him? He wanted so desperately to go to the picnic, and sing and dance with the civilians. He always was a fan of social gatherings and good entertainment, and he considered himself an entertainer. He even performed as a comedian once! His jokes
But before Yogi could finish his thought... the SPIDER LEPT ON HIM! Yogi tried and tried to shrug it off, but it was no use. The spider had bit him. Yogi felt himself losing consciousness. Before the world went black, he saw a bloody corpse in the corner. A half a second before it all came to an end, he realized it was
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The park ranger finished dancing, and went back to the blanket to finish his picnic lunch. Suddenly, the town mayor came by!
{{by-user|Cjaymarch84}}<br>''Written in 2005''
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