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The man had a craving for chicken that night, so he and his girlfriend left the dormitory to find a KFC. But instead they found a little chicken shop at the edge of town that they had never heard of before.[[File:Buckeyes-chicken-bucket.png|thumb]]
 
The man had a craving for chicken that night, so he and his girlfriend left the dormitory to find a KFC. But instead they found a little chicken shop at the edge of town that they had never heard of before.[[File:Buckeyes-chicken-bucket.png|thumb]]
 
Of course they were nervous, there were no Department of Health certificates on the walls and you couldn't see the kitchen. They ordered a bucket of Extra Crispy Chicken and left.
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So they ate it and thought, hmmmmm, this is good, I'll never eat chicken again.
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NOTE: This was originally posted on an old GeoCities site, as a parody of chain-mail letters.
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