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Hello my name is Jonathan. Years ago I use to be a HUGE fan of Peanuts. I always watched the specials and read the comic strips. However, it all changed one day a couple of years ago.
It was the Christmas season and I was visiting my neighborhood Goodwill store looking for some cheap Christmas decorations. Suddenly, my eyes saw a DVD of a collection of Peanuts specials. I bought it four $5 and was so overjoyed I ran home made myself a cup of cocoa and popped it into my DVD player. When it started there was a episode selections screen. At first I was going to hit the Christmas special until I noticed a special at the bottom of the screen entitled "
The special started with Charlie Brown sitting on his bed. He looked absolutely depressed. Suddenly I heard "blockhead" constantly in different voices and Charlie Brown began to shake until he gave a blood horror scream. "
"Hiya Chuck what are y- Hey what are you doing with th-" Charlie Brown pointed his pistol and fired two times. Suddenly, the sound of sirens where heard as Charlie Brown ran back to his house and locked his doors. Then it showed his house being surrounded by police cars. "CHARLIE BROWN THIS IS THE POLICE COME OUT RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" "Fuck" Charlie Brown said. "Okay police you wanna play rough you're gonna get rough" Charlie Brown said as he went to his closet and gathered a lot of weapons. Then he kicked down the door of his house with an AK-47 in his hand and shouted "TASTE THE GUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" Charlie Brown fired killing many police officers. The suddenly a police helicopter came and Charlie Brown pulled out a rocket launcher and fired shooting the helicopter down causing a massive explosion. Then more police cars came as Charlie Brown pulled out a Grenade Launcher and fired at the police cars. "YOU CAN NOT KILL ME FUCKERS FOR I AM THE GREAT CHARLIE BROWN!" he yelled. As he continued shouting Snoopy quickly sneaked into Charlie
Then it was over and I quickly took the DVD out and threw it in my fireplace. All because of that I
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