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I never thought I would have to write about this, but it seems that I must.
A few days ago I was perusing the interwebs when I came across a video by a furry called Pyrocynical. This video was entitled - well actually I can´t fucking remember, lets just call it "5 easy ways to have oral sex without contemplating suicide." When I saw this video I was intrigued. I clicked the video and began to watch. Five minutes I felt the sudden urge to pee. As I couldn
Exactly 3.987 seconds later I realised that my computer had shut itself off and was smoking. I was very confused as my computer had been fine until I needed a piss. Since I didn
I turned on the computer and saw, that for a
<span style="font-weight:normal;">As my computer loaded up I noticed that the ´User Account´ screen had a new account on it. This account was called Johnathan Drowned. Naturally I wasn
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Once I was logged on (The password is
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Once YT had finished loading it took me to some retards channel called
<span style="font-weight:normal;">I nervously clicked on the video and was treated to the horrific sight of a group of elated children cheerfully playing. Fucking chavs. But anyway, the video started of just as I remembered. The nurse started to take of the patients trouser- shit, I´m thinking of the wrong video. So as the kids started to dance run
<span style="font-weight:normal;">As the video continued I noticed that something very strange was going on. There was some
<span style="font-weight:normal;">No.</span>
<span style="font-weight:normal;">What was scaring me was that all the kids eccept Chuck(?) had very deep thro- shit, I keep
A bunch of boring shit happens like more glitching and deep throating- ah fuck I already typed the dash and I can´t be arsed to delete all this text
So the video ends and I feel the sudden urge to pee. It was then, when trying to stand up so I can piss on my PC again, I realised I was being deaded- shit I mean killed.
I turned around to see my own daughter, Johnathan(?) stood behind me, holding an 8 inch long dragon dildo. It was then that I realised that I didn
My daughter John walked up to me and said "Brother, I killed daddy derek."
I then realised that I was no longer among the living. My disheveled body lay there, halcyon, when
I picked up the dragon dildo that was lodged inside my mouth and started to hit my kids with it. They both started to have seizures as they bounced of the walls at an average of 41 mph, TELL ME WHAT THAT IS ON A GRAPH MRS-FUCKING-BURCHILL.
John suddenly flew out the window, she looked like she had motor
It was then that I realised. Helga had a really deep voice, and my name is Helga, and I am a transgen-. have a deep voice. Helga was killed by that <span style="font-weight:normal;">67.8796 year old man, and I was </span><span style="font-weight:normal;">67.8796 years old. So as I write this up I realise, I am Helga. But if I am Helga, then who is
For my ow- your benefit, here´s the link to that video:
☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGDR9jQiIk
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