You were phone

My dear friend, I'm here to tell you something shocking. You we're phone. Wait don't go let me explain. Everything that you now see is not real. It is your imagination. You are in real life phone. But what is exactly phone? Let me tell you. It is a dark and horrible monster that eats dorritos and kills people for no reason with a kitchen knife. And one more thing. * Creepy music in the background* I am you. I am phone just like you. We are all the same person. We are phone. We are an entity. 7 billion is one phone. Remember that before you die.

Well I have to go for now. And don't forget you we're phone.

Update 1

The other phone is a rival to phone. Why ? Because it was made with rainbows and other happy things. And the other phone eats Lay's. The other phone is the people from the other universe. The people from the other universe are much nicer than the people from this universe. When we talk about conspiracy theories about aliens they talk about kids shows. Phone hates a lot the other phone. We have memes , they have family photos. And in the other phone universe they are only comedy movies. So we , phone, hate them , the other phone . Update 2 coming soon.