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FireMario98 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Category:NSFW It was a normal day in Hyrule, the king was watching pron, Link was playing Fortnite and Zelda was on Tinder looking for a hot girlfriend free boy that is 18 to 24 years old, Zelda swiped right on a sexy beast named "Princess Lover 2006". "FUCK YEAH!!" screamed Zelda in a dance of excitement. Link after hearing this loud scream of joy, then got a victory royal in Fortnite and went down stairs to Zelda. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID TINDER USING LOOSER!...") |
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It was a normal day in Hyrule, the king was watching pron, Link was playing Fortnite and Zelda was on Tinder looking for a hot girlfriend free boy that is 18 to 24 years old, Zelda swiped right on a sexy beast named "Princess Lover 2006". "FUCK YEAH!!" screamed Zelda in a dance of excitement. Link after hearing this loud scream of joy, then got a victory royal in Fortnite and went down stairs to Zelda. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID TINDER USING LOOSER!!" screamed Link out of anger, Zelda then punched Link in the groan. "I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!" shouted Link throwing a fit like a 6 year old at Wal Mart wanting a $1 candy bar when at the cashier. Zelda then called Link a stupid fucking Peter Pan knock off. Link was FURIOUS and went to snitch on Zelda like a little bitch boy to the king. Link walks up to the king and says: "ZELDA IS UGLY AND GETS NO GIRLFRIEND FREE BOYS, please ground her like Boris does to Cayloo in those GoAnimate videos I watch unironically" the king says: "What have I told you mah boy? snitches don't get any bitches"
Link then pulls a toilet out from under his ass and smashed the king with it. shattering it and leaving a shit ton of glass on the king, forcing him to go to the hospital and spend $23242 because American health care system.
Link was given a pass because the cop thought he had a nice ass (Which is not true by the way).
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Zelda then had a great time with Super Mario and they did the fun.
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