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"Sir?... W-What are you..."
He hushed me.
"The game yer starin' at... it's free of charge. Take it... and get the hell out..."
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His grip on my shoulders tightened to the point of pain, and his release threw me back a bit. I took the game and ran home in tears.
When I returned home, I told my parents about the man. They called the police, and what the police told my parents still continues to haunt me to this day.
"We've just arrived at the location your son mentioned... there is nothing here. No swap meet, no people, just barren fields. You might want to give your boy a drug test."
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Jesus didn't protect me.
The game jumped right to koki forest or something, I don't remember the name. But it skipped the menus and all that. The profile was named "Demonboi666". I clutched that bible tight. Zelda was greeted by his fairy, and walked outside to see his elf friend Saria. Strangely, Zelda walked right past her. She ran away crying, saying she "loved him". I was shocked. This was not supposed to happen. I lost control of Zelda. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a FUCKING FLAMETHROWER, and ran to the Great Deku Tree. He set that son of a bitch on fire, and I couldn't do a damn thing. Mido tried to stop Zelda, but Zelda burnt poor Mido to a charred crisp.
Zelda ran towards Hyrule castle as I watched in horror.
Saria ran to him, as I begged for her to leave. Zelda, with a grin, picked her up and THREW HER off of the fucking bridge.
The camera panned down to her mangled corpse. It was hyper-realistic, with tears and blood staining her face. Her head had splattered on the ground below, with bits of her brain seeping out of her cracked skull. Bones were sticking out of her flesh, and she lay in a pool of blood.
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I immediately took the disc out, and smashed the fucking thing into pieces. I threw my useless bible to the floor. Flying into a fit of rage, I ripped my gamecube from the plugs and launched that fucker out the window.
I grabbed a baseball bat and smashed the holy fuck out of my bedroom. Destroying everything I could, I moved onto the rest of the house. I went berserk in the hallways, smashing and blowing holes in the walls, throwing the family photos to the ground, etc. I went into the bathroom and repeatedly battered my face into the mirror, until it shattered into many glass shards.
"FUCKING DESTROY! FUCKING KILLL!!!!!" I screamed.
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I have the urge to destroy some shit right now... I'll be back in a bit.
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