'Taking' Virginity Copypasta

We call it "taking" a virginity right? Well if you "take" it, does that mean now YOU have that virginity? Do you get a virginity stack every time you have sex with a new virgin? When two virgins have sex, who gets their virginity taken and who becomes the double virgin? If one of those "no sex before marriage" or "no sex at all" gods are real; do you go to double heaven for the double virginity, or do the virginities cancel each other out? What exactly defines "virginity"? If "a man laying with another man" is a sin, then maybe the b-hole loophole is not real at all... This also brings the question of: "In a universe where all living things have fight to evade the inevitable end to life and to reproduce so that the most precious concept in our universe, life, can keep going; why would the presumed creator of the said universe randomly decide sex is not cool after thousands of years of human history? Why would this god give a shit about anything we small insignificant specks of the universe do at all?"

With all of that being said, I guess what I'm trying to say is:

If you think Virginity is so cool you can take mine!

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