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''Source: [http://iichan.hk/to/arch/res/70160.html iichan.ru]'' |
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==English translation== |
==English translation== |
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Did you notice how strange are backgrounds in all the stages? in the end it turns out that Reimu is a lonely orphan living in an abandoned shrine, and Gensokyo and all his residents she came up with as her imaginary friends. She lives on alms, so this is where this entire donations stuff came from. also it is obvious that alms are not so much, therefore the box is always empty, and hungry pale Reimu is laying down in the shrine, imagining adventures in a magical world and beautiful festivals with all its inhabitants. |
Did you notice how strange are backgrounds in all the stages? in the end it turns out that Reimu is a lonely orphan living in an abandoned shrine, and Gensokyo and all his residents she came up with as her imaginary friends. She lives on alms, so this is where this entire donations stuff came from. also it is obvious that alms are not so much, therefore the box is always empty, and hungry pale Reimu is laying down in the shrine, imagining adventures in a magical world and beautiful festivals with all its inhabitants. |
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Once, lost in the forest, ZUN came upon an abandoned shrine. And he met there with a strange girl who talked with imaginary friends. Left to spend the night, ZUN listened to the stories of the poor girl, about her fictional adventures. The next morning he left, but even after returning home and drinking a bottle of beer he could not forget the temple in the forest and the girl. And then he decided that he would try to translate the girl's fantasies into reality by the only way available to him - with the help of program code and a graphic tablet. After gaining fame and glory, ZUN repeatedly tried to find that abandoned shrine in the deepest place, but each time failed. And his only dream, his only desire is that sooner or later that lonely girl will see his creations. And smile... maybe. |
Once, lost in the forest, ZUN came upon an abandoned shrine. And he met there with a strange girl who talked with imaginary friends. Left to spend the night, ZUN listened to the stories of the poor girl, about her fictional adventures. The next morning he left, but even after returning home and drinking a bottle of beer he could not forget the temple in the forest and the girl. And then he decided that he would try to translate the girl's fantasies into reality by the only way available to him - with the help of program code and a graphic tablet. After gaining fame and glory, ZUN repeatedly tried to find that abandoned shrine in the deepest place, but each time failed. And his only dream, his only desire is that sooner or later that lonely girl will see his creations. And smile... maybe. |
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===Bonus: ZUN — неудачник, не пришедший к успеху=== |
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Ему не позавидуешь, не от хорошей же жизни становятся алкоголиками. Полная неудача в самореализации, нехватка средств и отсутствие поддержки близких ввергли его в мир иллюзий. Очевидно же, что самопальная игра в непопулярном жанре скролл-шутера с ужасным артом и миди-музыкой никому не принесёт успеха в реальной жизни. Нету никаких фанатов, нету десятков тысяч рисунков, аранжировок, додзей, нету Рейтайсая, нету даже этой доски - это его делюзии, продукт больного от злоупотребления алкоголем ума. Всё это происходит в голове у Зуна, безвольно распростёртого с бутылкой в руке среди гор мусора в обшарпанных серых стенах его съёмной комнатушки, за которую ему уже нечем платить. |
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Читающий этот текст Нитори даже не подозревает, что его не существует. Он лишь выдуманный персонаж, от лица которого Зун видит сны. Никто не рисует контент, на который ты сегодня пофапал, никто не пишет музыку, которую ты послушал, даже этот пост никто не писал - твоё восприятие, твои мысли и твоя уверенность в реальности происходящего это лишь свойственная сновидениям фальшь. Ну что, каково это, быть выдумкой чужого разума? |
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===English translation: ZUN is a loser who did not reach a success=== |
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He is not to be envied, people became alcoholics not because of good life. A complete fail at self-realization, lack of money and having no support from close people plunged him into world of illusions. It is obvious that a homebrew game of a not too popular "shoot'em up" genre with terrible art and MIDI-music will not bring success to anyone in real life. There are no any fans, no dozens of thousands of fanarts, arrangements, doujinshis, no Reitaisai, even this board doesn't exist - it's all his delusions, a product of a mind driven to sickness by alcohol. All this takes place in ZUN's head while he spreads languidly with a bottle in hand between piles of rubbish, surrounded by shabby gray walls of his tiny rental room (and he can't even pay for rent anymore). |
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A Nitori<ref>Translator's note: "Nitori" is a default poster name on the /to/ board on iichan.ru.</ref> who reads this text now doesn't even suspect that he doesn't exist. He is just a made-up character, and ZUN sees dreams from his point of view. No one draws content you fapped today on, no one composes music you listened to, no one even wrote this post - your perception, your thoughts and your confidence in the reality of things are just a usual fakeness of dreams. So, how is it - to be a fabrication of a stranger's mind? |
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==See also== |
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* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Concealed_the_Conclusion Concealed the Conclusion] on Touhou Wiki |
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==References== |
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[[Category:Creepypasta Trying to Be Serious but Fails]] |
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[[Category:Vidya games]] |
[[Category:Vidya games]] |
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[[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]] |
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