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Revision as of 20:40, 6 August 2015
You know those pop-ups?
It's common knowledge, I know, but whatever you do, do not click on those godforsaken things.
This is my story. This is what happened when I clicked on one.
I was browsing a crappy porn website, looking for something weird to jack off too.
I had found a video that seemed to my liking. The title is what caught my attention, but before the video finished buffering, an ad popped up.
I groaned. Nice way to ruin the mood.
The ad was the typical "Congrats! You're the 100,000,000th visitor!" type shit. I rolled my eyes. Who falls for this kind of bullshit? I tried to exit, but it wouldn't allow me for some odd reason. I clicked on it again, and it sent me to a new page. I face-palmed. A fake exit button. Oldest rick in the books. Also, extremely annoying.
The page took a long time to load, but when it did, I recoiled in disgust and shock.
There, was a picture... Of a dead man holding an iPhone. The caption said "He fell for it lol"
There was so much blood and gore in the picture, I threw up. It was so bloody...
I tried to close out, but alas, I couldn't. I tried to turn it off, but it wouldn't stop displaying the screen.
Then, another picture popped up. It was me! From my crappy webcam!
"You're next lol" said the caption.
I turned around. A man was there with an iPhone. He bashed my skull in with it. End.