21 Savage wants to kill me: Difference between revisions

My name is Twenny Wunsavarj and I live in Michigan, California. I am a massive 21 Savage fan, or at least I was. One day I was driving down Los Vegas in my Lamborgenie 250 GTO. It was night and I was drunk driving. I was playing Bank Account which is my favourite song ever. My parents were British so that's why I use more u's then Americans. I dabbed when 21 said St Laurant for the 1st time and I lost control over the wheel. I crashed my car and I was put into a two year long coma.

When I woke up I was in Miami, Texas and the sky was orange. I found some old guy's house and watched the news through his window. On the news there was a story about how 21 savage was going to court for trying to kill a random man who was intoxicated at the time. I grabbed my phone that was still in my pocket and posted a tweet supporting 21 Savage but my phone was so old after I posted it my phone blew up and I fell into another coma.

 

2 hours worth of walking later we was in Manchester, New York in an underground club. 21 told me that we were going to have a rap battle. I was so excited because I wrote a script for such an occasion ages ago! I went first and said things so mean I can't write them here. 21 Savage broke down and cried while all four members of Migos (Takeoff, Future, Lil Pump and Eminem) chased after me. I found a Wifi cafe and that is where I'm writing this.

 

I just got a breaking news alert at the Wife cafe which is now my home that said 21 Savage vows to kill Twenny Wunsavarj. In fact, I can here him knocking on the door now. Tell my wifi and children I like them. He's got a Glock 69, oh no. He brought XXXTentacion with him and X brought a katana. I liked X's song XO Tour Llif3 but now like Lil Uzi Vert said in his popular song, Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares.