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<i>FEATURING THE VOICE TALENTS OF:
 
* Draco Malfoy of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone game for Play Station
originally by SwampDragon
* Harry Potter of 30 H's () by SecondPillow
 
* Enoby Way of My Immortal</i>
FEATURING THE VOICE TALENTS OF:<br />* Draco Malfoy of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone game for Play Station<br />* Harry Potter of 30 H's () by SecondPillow<br />* Enoby Way of My Immortal
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"OH, Boo hoo! Potter can't get out of the castle!"
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Harry swung his guitar, in a single motion so swift; it was invisible to human eyes. From across the room, the force of air from Harry's mighty swing lashed through Draco's puny form - tearing him in half.
 
"You…You... damaged my broomstick, Potter!" Draco exclaimed with his dying breath. The malformed Malfoy became limp as blood poured out of his body. However, his bleeding was a low quality particle render, which appeared more like an eruption of tiny red squares, making the scene far less graphically scarring than intended.
 
"Oh my Draco, NOOOOO!111!"
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"Omfk wtf u suppid PREP!" Enoby wailed, her strands of DNA unraveling as her entire molecular structure collapsed. The woman's form imploded, liberated goffik energy emanating powerfully outward in the form of a ear-splitting cover of a song by Good Charlotte as sung by screaming Germans.
 
Rid of these annoyances, Harry motherfucking Potter was free to leave the castle at his own will. He stared at the door as the non-Felton-voiced Draco's empty threats echoed in his head. "I never needed to leave your pathetic castle…castle..." Harry mumbled to himself.
 
Harry then did outplay the volume of Ebony's screaming German essence with a guitar rift upon the mighty FuckSlayer. Harry's melody ripped the castle of Hogwarts straight from the earth, creating a powerful jarring motion that utterly and entirely disrupted Snape and Jeriayh-sensy's wedding in the great hall, and splashed tropical punch across the entire front of Tito's favorite shirt.
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On the game over screen, Poppy Pomfrey scolded Draco for pissing off a fucking deity.
 
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