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In my childhood I wanted The Super Mario Bros 3 game for my 12th birthday, instead my cheap mom got me this bootleg game because she was in a rush, for what I wasn't sure, on a totally unrelated note she usually comes home with a friend of hers, they were all male for some reason. Anyways the game she got me was called "Mario 7: Grand Dad", I found this odd at first but when I put it in my console I was surprised to find that it was actually a knockoff of a game I once played at my friends house called "The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy" and I loved the Flintstones, they are way more funny than Seinfeld will ever be. So I forgave my mom for making her mistake, but first time I tried to tell her her door was locked and I heard weird noises coming from her room, she must have been having a lot of fun with her new friend (does anyone know what a prostitute is?). |
In my childhood I wanted The Super Mario Bros 3 game for my 12th birthday, instead my cheap mom got me this bootleg game because she was in a rush, for what I wasn't sure, on a totally unrelated note, she usually comes home with a friend of hers, they were all male for some reason. Anyways the game she got me was called "Mario 7: Grand Dad", I found this odd at first but when I put it in my console I was surprised to find that it was actually a knockoff of a game I once played at my friends house called "The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy" and I loved the Flintstones, they are way more funny than Seinfeld will ever be. So I forgave my mom for making her mistake, but first time I tried to tell her her door was locked and I heard weird noises coming from her room, she must have been having a lot of fun with her new friend (does anyone know what a prostitute is?). |
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Many years later when the SiIvagunner channel came into existence my childhood came back to me and made me laugh harder than a Hyena. His content and totally hilarious jokes including Flintstones, Snow Halation, The Nutshack, We are Number One, and others was almost enough to make me die (but of course that's not what this totally legit Creepypasta story is about, this is CREEPYpasta right? I spelled it T-R-O-L-L and then pasta. I failleded spilleng clesss.). When SiIva announced 7 Grand Dad Mania I felt like my dreams had come true hit me in the face and I quickly recovered to experience them, I couldn't wait to play this dank game. But tragedy struck when on his SubReddit he announced that he cancelled it, all of that masturbation for nothing, but I wasn't giving up. I had messaged SiIva and begged him to give me what he finished about 7 Grand Dad mania so then I could play it. What I didn't know was at the time I messaged him, his channel was taken over by a black one-eyed Dorito who hated hentai for some reason (something tells me this guy is single), but I was happy when I checked my email and he sent me what he claimed was what he had finished in my mail. I checked my actual mailbox and found a letter to me with a blank address with a black Dorito with a purple thing in it, without a doubt this was sent from him. Inside there was a disc with light blue Sharpie on it that said, "7 Grand Dad.EXE", there was also a note inside that said, "If you dare to play this game, it just might change your life in a way you might not have expected. Remember, kill all of anime and all hail President Haltman. Sincerely, The Voice Inside your Head. P.S. You might want to lock your closet before you play." Whatever every word he was talking about in that letter I didn't care, I just wanted to play the game already!!! I was so excited!!! |
Many years later when the SiIvagunner channel came into existence my childhood came back to me and made me laugh harder than a Hyena. His content and totally hilarious jokes including Flintstones, Snow Halation, The Nutshack, We are Number One, and others was almost enough to make me die (but of course that's not what this totally legit Creepypasta story is about, this is CREEPYpasta right? I spelled it T-R-O-L-L and then pasta. I failleded spilleng clesss.). When SiIva announced 7 Grand Dad Mania I felt like my dreams had come true hit me in the face and I quickly recovered to experience them, I couldn't wait to play this dank game. But tragedy struck when on his SubReddit he announced that he cancelled it, all of that masturbation for nothing, but I wasn't giving up. I had messaged SiIva and begged him to give me what he finished about 7 Grand Dad mania so then I could play it. What I didn't know was at the time I messaged him, his channel was taken over by a black one-eyed Dorito who hated hentai for some reason (something tells me this guy is single), but I was happy when I checked my email and he sent me what he claimed was what he had finished in my mail. I checked my actual mailbox and found a letter to me with a blank address with a black Dorito with a purple thing in it, without a doubt this was sent from him. Inside there was a disc with light blue Sharpie on it that said, "7 Grand Dad.EXE", there was also a note inside that said, "If you dare to play this game, it just might change your life in a way you might not have expected. Remember, kill all of anime and all hail President Haltman. Sincerely, The Voice Inside your Head. P.S. You might want to lock your closet before you play." Whatever every word he was talking about in that letter I didn't care, I just wanted to play the game already!!! I was so excited!!! |
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