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== The New Job ==
One day I, Timmy McJimmy, was looking for a job. I had only two cents and a box that was twelve inches tall on a street corner in Da Hood. In a newspaper I found on the ground, I saw a Help Wanted ad for a new restaurant. It was called Freddy
== Night 1 ==
I arrived on time and put on my fabulous security uniform. I then heard a ringing noise coming from a phone on the desk. The man on the phone told me that I had to use an IPad to watch over the ten animatronics: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Katty Kat, Patrick the Potato, Sanic teh Hedgehoge, Doge, Dolan the Duck, and Balloon Bitch. I thought it would be easy enough until Freddy moved from the stage to the kitchen. I thought it was a glitch, but then Bonnie walked over to Katty Kat. They then went into the Pirate's Cove, being hidden behind the curtain. I heard a pirate-like voice saying "Shiver Me Timbers!" and a lot of clanging noises. I wanted to investigate but then
Patrick walked into the woman's bathroom, even though he was a man! I thought to myself "Oh No... Not One Of THESE Jobs". Dolan moved to the dining area, looked into the camera, and said "UR NEXT 2 B RAPED". Dolan rushed down the hall, but I closed the door right on time! The alarm clock on the desk sounded, ending my shift, and I ran out the door
== Night 2 ==
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== Night 5 ==
I arrived at 11:40 in the morning and watched some funky PR0NZ and watched some Five Nights At Freddy gameplay until the phone rang. The phone guy said that today was gonna be fine. He said my paycheck will be sent to me at 8:00 PM tonight. I was so excited, I ran out the room. When I did this, I almost got rekt by Sanic but I went into the office and shut the door in time. I was relieved until I saw Bonnie running down the other hallway. I closed the door on Bonnie's arm, cutting it of and leaving it in my room as a pet. I played some more Flappy Bird until I got bored, so I went to check on the others. Dolan and Chica were doing something, um, interesting in the back room. Golden Freddy and Sanic where dancing the dougie when the alarm clock went off and I left.
== Night 6 ==
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That was all of them. So, yeah. See you later.
== Night 9001 ==
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== Epilouge ==
FUCK THIS JOB! It was scary, dumb, and sometimes boring! But now that I have all of this money, I can do ANYTHING! Now I can just bribe Robot Steve Jobs to make me Vice President of Apple Inc. instead of continuing this
Goodbye readers! See me on the cover of millionaires weekly
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THE END!!!
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