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== The New Job ==
One day I, Timmy McJimmy, was looking for a job. I had only two cents and a box that was twelve inches tall on a street corner in Da Hood. In a newspaper I found on the ground, I saw a Help Wanted ad for a new restaurant. It was called Freddy
== Night 1 ==
I arrived on time and put on my fabulous security uniform. I then heard a ringing noise coming from a phone on the desk. The man on the phone told me that I had to use an IPad to watch over the ten animatronics: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Katty Kat, Patrick the Potato, Sanic teh Hedgehoge, Doge, Dolan the Duck, and Balloon Bitch. I thought it would be easy enough until Freddy moved from the stage to the kitchen. I thought it was a glitch, but then Bonnie walked over to Katty Kat. They then went into the Pirate's Cove, being hidden behind the curtain. I heard a pirate-like voice saying "Shiver Me Timbers!" and a lot of clanging noises. I wanted to investigate but then
Patrick walked into the woman's bathroom, even though he was a man! I thought to myself "Oh No... Not One Of THESE Jobs". Dolan moved to the dining area, looked into the camera, and said "UR NEXT 2 B RAPED". Dolan rushed down the hall, but I closed the door right on time! The alarm clock on the desk sounded, ending my shift, and I ran out the door
== Night 2 ==
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== Epilouge ==
FUCK THIS JOB! It was scary, dumb, and sometimes boring! But now that I have all of this money, I can do ANYTHING! Now I can just bribe Robot Steve Jobs to make me Vice President of Apple Inc. instead of continuing this
Goodbye readers! See me on the cover of millionaires weekly
THE END!!!
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