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So I was walking through the local cemetery early one morning when this weird guy came up to me and handed me a bootleg DVD of a lost Spongebob episode called "GOODBYE PLANKTON". Before I could ask him what this was all about, he exploded. So I kept walking, but then I heard someone (or something) say "YOU'RE NEXT" and the next thing I knew, I was lying face-down in a dumpster on the other side of town. It was late afternoon. |
So I was walking through the local cemetery early one morning when this weird guy came up to me and handed me a bootleg DVD of a lost Spongebob episode called "GOODBYE PLANKTON". Before I could ask him what this was all about, he exploded. So I kept walking, but then I heard someone (or something) say "YOU'RE NEXT" and the next thing I knew, I was lying face-down in a dumpster on the other side of town. It was late afternoon. |
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As I collected myself, I found the lost episode to my left and a portable DVD player to my right. How convenient. I hopped out of the dumpster and walked over to one of the benches as I booted up the DVD player. It was only then that I noticed the lost episode wasn't a DVD at all. It was a ''videocassette''. |
As I collected myself, I found the lost episode to my left and a portable DVD player to my right. How convenient. I hopped out of the dumpster and walked over to one of the benches as I booted up the DVD player. It was only then that I noticed the lost episode wasn't a DVD at all. It was a ''videocassette''. |
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"NOOOOOOOO," I |
"NOOOOOOOO," I screamed into the heavens. |
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In blind fury, I threw the |
In blind fury, I threw the cassette at a random passerby, causing a spectacular explosion that killed him instantly and caused a tank truck, a napalm truck, and a bus full of orphans to crash into an animal shelter (which happened to have a gas leak). There were no survivors. |
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[[Category:Lost episudes]] |
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[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]] |
[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]] |