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Sonic.exe sat at the table with Jeff and Slendy. He was invited to the ''Pasta Party'', hosted by BEN, of course. Sonic.exe twiddled his fingers... "So," he asked, "What should we talk about?" Jeff, with his annoying teenage voice, said, "[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smile_Dog I own a puppy]." Sonic.exe got upset because of that. "I don't ''care ''for a stupid puppy!"
Sonic.exe sat at the table with Jeff and Slendy. He was invited to the ''Pasta Party'', hosted by BEN, of course. Sonic.exe twiddled his fingers... "So," he asked, "What should we talk about?" Jeff, with his annoying teenage voice, said, "[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smile_Dog I own a puppy]." Sonic.exe got upset because of that. "I don't ''care ''for a stupid puppy!"


"Oh?" Jeff replied. "If you stare in to his eyes for too long, you'll hafta spread the word...." Jeff chuckled. Sonic.exe scoffed. "Let me see 'im," he said. "Nah," Jeff replied. "[http://jtk.wikia.com/wiki/Jane_the_Killer My gf] is comin'. I want her to pet mah wiener. Heheheh. Get it? Weiner? Dog? Mah dick?" Jeff winked. Sonic.exe groaned. "Your story is a cliche mess, Jeff. I despise you," Sonic.exe grumbled.
"Oh?" Jeff replied. "If you stare in to his eyes for too long, you'll hafta spread the word...." Jeff chuckled. Sonic.exe scoffed. "Let me see 'im," he said. "Nah," Jeff replied. "[http://jtk.wikia.com/wiki/Jane_the_Killer My gf] is comin'. I want her to see my dog first. If ya know what I mean." Jeff winked. Sonic.exe groaned. "Your story is a cliche mess, Jeff. I despise you," Sonic.exe grumbled.


"At least I'm not on the troll pasta wiki," Jeff said, before laughing like a maniac. "Oh, fuck you," Sonic.exe retorted.
"At least I'm not on the troll pasta wiki," Jeff said, before laughing like a maniac. "Oh, fuck you," Sonic.exe retorted.
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There was a knock on the door. Slenderman stretched his tentacle to open the door. It was [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Godzilla_Creepypasta RED]. RED said, with a grumbly, static-like voice, "I'm bummed today."
There was a knock on the door. Slenderman stretched his tentacle to open the door. It was [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Godzilla_Creepypasta RED]. RED said, with a grumbly, static-like voice, "I'm bummed today."


"''YOU'RE ''bummed?" Sonic.exe hissed. "At least ''YOU ''have a successful creepypasta, damn it!" RED laughed. "Quiet, fool," RED retorted. Sonic.exe grumbled.
"''YOU'RE ''bummed?" Sonic.exe hissed. "At least ''YOU ''have a successful creepypasta, damn it!"

RED laughed. "Quiet, fool," RED retorted. Sonic.exe grumbled.


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