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The episode with Al-Qaida<br />
<br />-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room<br />
<br />Ok here is a little info about what happened:
<br />Jimmy parents was working in the private organization NOT OR TV. That means:
No Organized or Terrible Violence.And they have there biggest mission yet.
<br />Stop
<br />a al-Qaida camp. Only 9 al-quad members or should i say the leaders of



the al-Qaida in the major city. They was going to Cuba and kill this leaders. With a premonition from the president of the ignited state, the president of Cuba and FBI. They sent 20 mann and Jimmy parents. They course to bring Jimmy because

they had no courses. Stay home or bring Jimmy. They course bring Jimmy. A very bad decision
The episode with Al-Qaida

-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room

Ok here is a little info about what happened:
Jimmy parents was working in the private organization NOT OR TV. That means: No Organized or Terrible Violence.And they have there biggest mission yet.
Stop
a al-Qaida camp. Only 9 al-quad members or should i say the leaders of

the al-Qaida in the major city. They was going to Cuba and kill this leaders. With a premonition from the president of the ignited state, the president of Cuba and FBI. They sent 20 mann and Jimmy parents. They course to bring Jimmy because they had no courses. Stay home or bring Jimmy. They course bring Jimmy. A very bad decision


In a secret Al-Qaida camp in Cuba Osama Bin Laden and other major names in Al-Qaida was going to discuses a securest plan i cant reveled. Jimmy got a gun and followed his parents. They saw the camp. The place had allot of half broken blinks to shoot at. A course to funned trough with hard opposites and a very nice house in the middle. There was the goal. But to get to there without steeping on any lands mines or get shot. Every leader have 3 bodyguard each and always allot of guards outside. Here is the plan: dog gonna run on the field and get the attention of the guards. Then we shoot every single guard at the same time. Get some bombs around the house and BOOM. No more Bin Laden. But this is not as easy as it sound. And this plan dose,t sound easy so you get the point.
In a secret Al-Qaida camp in Cuba Osama Bin Laden and other major names in Al-Qaida was going to discuses a securest plan i cant reveled. Jimmy got a gun and followed his parents. They saw the camp. The place had allot of half broken blinks to shoot at. A course to funned trough with hard opposites and a very nice house in the middle. There was the goal. But to get to there without steeping on any lands mines or get shot. Every leader have 3 bodyguard each and always allot of guards outside. Here is the plan: dog gonna run on the field and get the attention of the guards. Then we shoot every single guard at the same time. Get some bombs around the house and BOOM. No more Bin Laden. But this is not as easy as it sound. And this plan dose,t sound easy so you get the point.


The dog got shot after around 10–15 seconds. Our only hope is that some of the solders can get the guards. If its 20 seconds different 1 of the guards can call on the rest and 30 more guards gonna come. 70 al-Qaida vs 20 Mann are not a even a thinkable fight.
The dog got shot after around 10-15 seconds. Our only hope is that some of the solders can get the guards. If its 20 seconds different 1 of the guards can call on the rest and 30 more guards gonna come. 70 al-Qaida vs 20 Mann are not a even a thinkable fight.


Sally. Silje. Joe, Sonny, Jim, Jimmy and Jimmy parents Martin and Martine. Sally had the bombs. Everyone had a gun. I can,t tell to much details about this story. This is a FBI case. So i have to be careful to only tell info the press had leaked. Like i know the place, the guns. Everything. I was there, im Jimmy godfather. But who am i? You never gonna know.
Sally. Silje. Joe, Sonny, Jim, Jimmy and Jimmy parents Martin and Martine. Sally had the bombs. Everyone had a gun. I can,t tell to much details about this story. This is a FBI case. So i have to be careful to only tell info the press had leaked. Like i know the place, the guns. Everything. I was there, im Jimmy godfather. But who am i? You never gonna know.


So Sally, Joe and Jim took the front. Only 4 guards. The side had 6 that was Sonny and Siljes job. The back Was Jimmy and Martin and Martine had the back. Remember that Jimmy is 11 years old.
So Sally, Joe and and Jim took the front. Only 4 guards. The side had 6 that was Sonny and Siljes job. The back Was Jimmy and Martin and Martine had the back. Remember that Jimmy is 11 years old.


Goooo shouted Joe and everybody shot there guard. But 1 problem. Who guarded the left side. Nobody. 40 Al-Qaida men inn full armor came out with full loaded guns. Everything happened so fast. I saw dead people everywhere. My gun was empty. I took the first gun i found. And i looked close and good at the gun. The gracing: Good luck, love you Martin was in golden letters in the handel. Marta was dead.
Goooo shouted Joe and everybody shot there guard. But 1 problem. Who guarded the left side. Nobody. 40 Al-Qaida men inn full armor came out with full loaded guns. Everything happened so fast. I saw dead people everywhere. My gun was empty. I took the first gun i found. And i looked close and good at the gun. The gracing: Good luck, love you Martin was in golden letters in the handel. Marta was dead.
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I shoot a Al-Qaida guard in the chest. I funned in to the house. 3 guard funned after me. But i funned in a corner before the bullets hit me. I saw a door. Everything happened so fast. I funned in a door and got trough the (air duct) i was right under the leaders. I had the chance too kill a al Qaida leader. But i would probably got shoot self. I aimed at Bin Laden and right before I pulled the trigger. I remembered who that owned this gun. Marta. I saw Jimmy outside. Alone. That meaned that Martin was dead too. I can,t die from him. I am the only one he have left. I just crawled forward and jumped down in the next room.
I shoot a Al-Qaida guard in the chest. I funned in to the house. 3 guard funned after me. But i funned in a corner before the bullets hit me. I saw a door. Everything happened so fast. I funned in a door and got trough the (air duct) i was right under the leaders. I had the chance too kill a al Qaida leader. But i would probably got shoot self. I aimed at Bin Laden and right before I pulled the trigger. I remembered who that owned this gun. Marta. I saw Jimmy outside. Alone. That meaned that Martin was dead too. I can,t die from him. I am the only one he have left. I just crawled forward and jumped down in the next room.


I funned trough the door. For the first time in my life i felt the felling that i needed to be alive. When i do things like that i dose,t think. If i die i would become a martyr i would be the greatest pride. But now i dined,t think about martyr or anything. I thought i needed to be alive for Jimmy. I saw Jimmy in a top of a tree. Shooting terrorist. And it surprised me how well he was. He nailed it perfect. I screamed to him and when he saw me he started crying. Crying of happiness. He know that both his parents died because he had his dad special ************* gun with ************ on it. He had blood all over him. But he hasten,t cry. That,s weird. Even I cry sometimes. But if i had lost both my parents in my first battle when i was 11 years old. I would be heartbroken. But he dined,t even shed a tear. I dose,t know if he,s brave, heartless or that he haven,t realized that both his parents was dead. He jumped to my hands and we got away safe.
I funned trough the door. For the first time in my life i felt the felling that i needed to be alive. When i do things like that i dose,t think. If i die i would become a martyr i would be the greatest pride. But now i dined,t think about martyr or anything. I thought i needed to be alive for Jimmy. I saw Jimmy in a top of a tree. Shooting terrorist. And it suprised me how well he was. He nailed it perfect. I screamed to him and when he saw me he started crying. Crying of happiness. He know that both his parents died because he had his dad special ************* gun with ************ on it. He had blood all over him. But he hasten,t cry. That,s weird. Even I cry sometimes. But if i had lost both my parents in my first battle when i was 11 years old. I would be heartbroken. But he dined,t even shed a tear. I dose,t know if he,s brave, heartless or that he haven,t realized that both his parents was dead. He jumped to my hands and we got away safe.


We sat in a abandon warehouse
We sat in a abandon warehouse
<br />-Jimmy. i have something terribly to tell you. Both you parents are, are, are
-Jimmy. i have something terribly to tell you. Both you parents are, are, are
<br />-Dead, yeah i know.
-Dead, yeah i know.
<br />-aren't,t you heartbroken??
-aren't,t you heartbroken??
<br />-No, im glad it happened. Now im not need to worry about there death
-No, im glad it happened. Now im not need to worry about there death -Your parents are dead.
-I KNOW! I KNOW. EVERY TIME MY PARENTS LEFT ON A MISSION I AM AFRAID THIS HAPPENS. I AM SICK OF THE WAITING. THE WAITING IS FINALLY OVER!! IM GLAD THERE DEAD
-Your parents are dead.<br />
-You don,t mean that. Take that back
-I KNOW! I KNOW. EVERY TIME MY PARENTS LEFT ON A MISSION I AM AFRAID THIS HAPPENS. I AM SICK OF THE WAITING. THE WAITING IS FINALLY OVER!! IM GLAD THERE DEAD<br />
-You don,t mean that. Take that back<br />
-NEVER!!!
-NEVER!!!


A police officer comes and takes with Jimmy
A police officer comes and takes with Jimmy


-So, your name is Jimmy ********* right?<br />
-So, your name is Jimmy ********* right?
-Yes officer<br />
-Yes officer
-Your parents are Martin and Marta ********* right?<br />
-Your parents are Martin and Marta ********* right?
-No, that's incorrect sir. There dead<br />
-No, thats incorrect sir. There dead
-When did them die?<br />
-When did them die?
-Around 2 hours ago<br />
-Around 2 hours ago
-Who killed them ?<br />
-Who killed them ?
-Some random Al-Qaida guys<br />
-Some random Al-Qaida guys
-Im sorry to here that. Where are you going to live?<br />
-Im sorry to here that. Where are you going to live?
-I gonna live with my godfather *******<br />
-I gonna live with my godfather *******
-Ok, Do you need help to handle the pain<br />
-Ok, Do you need help to handle the pain
-No, im fine.<br />
-No, im fine.
-Sure? its ok for a man to cry!<br />
-Sure? its ok for a man to cry!
-Im fine<br />
-Im fine
-Ok but you killed someone from al-Qaida right?<br />
-Ok but you killed someone from al-Qaida right?
-Yes,i killed 5-6 guys<br />
-Yes,i killed 5-6 guys
-You dose,t seem touch by this<br />
-You dose,t seem touch by this
-That,s because im not touch at all<br />
-That,s because im not touch at all
-A last question. Are you able to kill a random person?<br />
-A last question. Are you able to kill a random person?
-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room
-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room
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Revision as of 19:39, 30 December 2012


The episode with Al-Qaida

-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room

Ok here is a little info about what happened: Jimmy parents was working in the private organization NOT OR TV. That means: No Organized or Terrible Violence.And they have there biggest mission yet. Stop a al-Qaida camp. Only 9 al-quad members or should i say the leaders of

the al-Qaida in the major city. They was going to Cuba and kill this leaders. With a premonition from the president of the ignited state, the president of Cuba and FBI. They sent 20 mann and Jimmy parents. They course to bring Jimmy because they had no courses. Stay home or bring Jimmy. They course bring Jimmy. A very bad decision

In a secret Al-Qaida camp in Cuba Osama Bin Laden and other major names in Al-Qaida was going to discuses a securest plan i cant reveled. Jimmy got a gun and followed his parents. They saw the camp. The place had allot of half broken blinks to shoot at. A course to funned trough with hard opposites and a very nice house in the middle. There was the goal. But to get to there without steeping on any lands mines or get shot. Every leader have 3 bodyguard each and always allot of guards outside. Here is the plan: dog gonna run on the field and get the attention of the guards. Then we shoot every single guard at the same time. Get some bombs around the house and BOOM. No more Bin Laden. But this is not as easy as it sound. And this plan dose,t sound easy so you get the point.

The dog got shot after around 10-15 seconds. Our only hope is that some of the solders can get the guards. If its 20 seconds different 1 of the guards can call on the rest and 30 more guards gonna come. 70 al-Qaida vs 20 Mann are not a even a thinkable fight.

Sally. Silje. Joe, Sonny, Jim, Jimmy and Jimmy parents Martin and Martine. Sally had the bombs. Everyone had a gun. I can,t tell to much details about this story. This is a FBI case. So i have to be careful to only tell info the press had leaked. Like i know the place, the guns. Everything. I was there, im Jimmy godfather. But who am i? You never gonna know.

So Sally, Joe and and Jim took the front. Only 4 guards. The side had 6 that was Sonny and Siljes job. The back Was Jimmy and Martin and Martine had the back. Remember that Jimmy is 11 years old.

Goooo shouted Joe and everybody shot there guard. But 1 problem. Who guarded the left side. Nobody. 40 Al-Qaida men inn full armor came out with full loaded guns. Everything happened so fast. I saw dead people everywhere. My gun was empty. I took the first gun i found. And i looked close and good at the gun. The gracing: Good luck, love you Martin was in golden letters in the handel. Marta was dead.

I shoot a Al-Qaida guard in the chest. I funned in to the house. 3 guard funned after me. But i funned in a corner before the bullets hit me. I saw a door. Everything happened so fast. I funned in a door and got trough the (air duct) i was right under the leaders. I had the chance too kill a al Qaida leader. But i would probably got shoot self. I aimed at Bin Laden and right before I pulled the trigger. I remembered who that owned this gun. Marta. I saw Jimmy outside. Alone. That meaned that Martin was dead too. I can,t die from him. I am the only one he have left. I just crawled forward and jumped down in the next room.

I funned trough the door. For the first time in my life i felt the felling that i needed to be alive. When i do things like that i dose,t think. If i die i would become a martyr i would be the greatest pride. But now i dined,t think about martyr or anything. I thought i needed to be alive for Jimmy. I saw Jimmy in a top of a tree. Shooting terrorist. And it suprised me how well he was. He nailed it perfect. I screamed to him and when he saw me he started crying. Crying of happiness. He know that both his parents died because he had his dad special ************* gun with ************ on it. He had blood all over him. But he hasten,t cry. That,s weird. Even I cry sometimes. But if i had lost both my parents in my first battle when i was 11 years old. I would be heartbroken. But he dined,t even shed a tear. I dose,t know if he,s brave, heartless or that he haven,t realized that both his parents was dead. He jumped to my hands and we got away safe.

We sat in a abandon warehouse -Jimmy. i have something terribly to tell you. Both you parents are, are, are -Dead, yeah i know. -aren't,t you heartbroken?? -No, im glad it happened. Now im not need to worry about there death -Your parents are dead. -I KNOW! I KNOW. EVERY TIME MY PARENTS LEFT ON A MISSION I AM AFRAID THIS HAPPENS. I AM SICK OF THE WAITING. THE WAITING IS FINALLY OVER!! IM GLAD THERE DEAD -You don,t mean that. Take that back -NEVER!!!

A police officer comes and takes with Jimmy

-So, your name is Jimmy ********* right? -Yes officer -Your parents are Martin and Marta ********* right? -No, thats incorrect sir. There dead -When did them die? -Around 2 hours ago -Who killed them ? -Some random Al-Qaida guys -Im sorry to here that. Where are you going to live? -I gonna live with my godfather ******* -Ok, Do you need help to handle the pain -No, im fine. -Sure? its ok for a man to cry! -Im fine -Ok but you killed someone from al-Qaida right? -Yes,i killed 5-6 guys -You dose,t seem touch by this -That,s because im not touch at all -A last question. Are you able to kill a random person? -Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room