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I kept going and had just spelled out "C-K-B-A-" before he made sense of the letters.
 
"Fuck you demon. I will not be made of fool of!" he roared. He took a minute to compose himself from his outburst before he continued, "…This...This seems like the work of an old demon I am very familiar with. His name is Pazuzu and we've fought many times. You were right in calling me. We need to finish this now."
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin started to drizzle holy water on the board. I watched as the water passed through my form as I continued to try to spell out the multitude of ways I wanted him to eat a bag of dicks. He began to chant something under his breath and it was at that moment that something shifted. I tried to let go of the planchet on the Ouija board, but now I couldn't move my hands. Panic swept through me as I realized what was happening.
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Danny DeVito lite roared over my pleading, "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, ego præcipio tibi, ut hinc!"
 
I could hear the tenant upstairs shouting for them to shut up as he stomped on the floor. My grip gave way and I rocketed backwards into the darkness. It was cold, it was empty, it was my final home. I tried to swim through the black abyss back towards the light but the pinprick of light dilated before imploding in on itself. Before I was completely swallowed up in the emptiness of that place for all eternity I heard the last thing I will ever hear: "This house is clean…clean... that'll be fifty bucks. We take payment in forms of…of..." Then nothing.
 
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