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When I clicked on the game on the main menu screen, the normal song played. But at the end, it said, "DEAD SUPER MARIO BROTHERS, DYIINNG!" At this point, I thought to myself,
I only had one life left in the game, and zero coins. When the level started, it looked the exact same as the map: the sky was blood red, Peach's castle was exploded and on fire, and everybody was just... dead. There were no enemies, coins, or blocks. The land was ALL flat. Mario looked EXTREMELY sad. Music didn't play in the background. I shivered in fear as I held down the right arrow button on my arrow pad. Mario began to walk very slowly like a zombie, just like in the opening screen. Static began to SCREECH in the background, becoming louder and louder as Mario moved farther from the spawn point. Five minutes in, I began to see dead bodies ALL over the ground. ALL of their organs were pulled out of their body. Eyes, intestines, hearts, lungs, you name it, their organs were EVERYWHERE!!! Blood-curdling screams could be heard in the background as well. I was about to vomit at this point. Where's the flagpole?
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I grabbed the disc and threw it against the ground. I slashed the disc as much as possible with my pocket knife into very small pieces. I threw them all away in the garbage can for safe keeping until trash day. I did the same with the box art so I wouldn't have to see that terrifying image of the undead characters ever again. After destroying the remains of the game, I went to bed and fell asleep several times. I kept having nightmares about the game, even though it was already gone for good. But on the bright side, I eventually forgot about it three months after I quit my job as an intern at Nintendo. I was thankful for what I did to that game because it was super terrible. Now I'm an unemployed person who is still seeking a new job to this very day...
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