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(Created page with "A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A little girl of 88 years old saw him and told him: "Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?" The man got even angrier and shouted at her: "You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!" The little girl cried and run awa...") |
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A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A little girl of 88 years old saw him and told him:
"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?"
The man got even angrier and shouted at her:
"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!"
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As he was walking down the street he saw a young fella washing his car in front of his yard. He looked at the young fellow and told him:
"Yo, bro, is that water or is it piss?"
The young fella answered:
"It is sperm, bro!"
"Your sperm or ya brother's sperm?"
"Yo mamma's sperm!"
"Mamma does not have sperm you piece of dung! You manure!"
"It can't be ma mamma's sperm 'cause ma ma not a man!"
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"You girl?"
"What?"
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"Bro, how do you take a shit if your ass a vagina?"
"I shit through my nose, bitch!"
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The man went happy to his house. THE END
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