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The dog spat a cat head from his mouth. The cat head had spider legs and ran away. It eventually entered an old man's ass and made his sing "Obladi-Olbada".
The man went happy to his house.
As he entered the house, he saw 7 penguins inside. He got scared and quickly ran upstairs to take his shotgun. He then came to the living room and pointed it at a penguin. The penguin turns to him.
"Hold your fire!" says the penguin.
"What are you doing in my house, ya pingus?"
The penguin answers:
"Your daughter owns us money, bitch!"
"Why?"
"She didn't satisfy us!"
"My daughter no longer lives here" says the man as he puts the shotgun down.
"Well, she no longer has any money in her house so we came here to collect."
The man is intrigued and says:
"Where is she now?"
A penguin turns to the man and whispers in his ear:
"In the Whorehouse!"
"Where?" asks the man.
Another penguin whispers in his other ear.
"In Zimbabwe!"
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