Admins vs Wikia Contributors: The First Chapter: Difference between revisions

When I reached the 10th level. I realized that the sky was red and stuff. My allies weren't acting correctly, LOLSKELETONS was twitching his head, SOMEGUY123's name was changed to "SOMEDICK123", and Skepolo no longer had a Fallout 3 profile picture, but a Jeff the Killer profile picture. I was FURIOUS. I tried to move GodzillaFan1, but he wouldn't move. He just stared at my allies for a few minutes. After that I could move him around. Everything was back to normal. I was probably high at the moment. This time, I had to fight Holly the Killer, a.k.a the definition of cancer. SOMEGUY123 puked, LOLSKELETONS tried to ban her, but nothing happened, and Skepolo watched in horror. Wait a second, I thought this was a game where Admins had to fight Wikia Contributors. Whatever. I fought Holly the Killer (stupid fanfictions) alone. It was a pretty tough fight, because every few minutes, GodzillaFan1 would try to cover his eyes to prevent them from bleeding. But eventually I beat her, to reveal it was a Wikia Contributor wearing a costume. So it was a plan. The Wikia Contributor wore the suit in an attempt to scare all the admins away. Ha, gay. That didn't work out at all. Then something weird happened.

I couldn't reach the 11th level. No matter how hard I tried. I realizd the game was frozen. Stupid me. I quit and re-entered. Shit, this game doesn't have an autosave! I have to save the progress, which is something I didn't d- ah, nevermind. It does autosave. Phew. I thought I was gonna die of a heart-attack. I entered the 11th level this time, and there was a cutscene. However, something was odd here. The subtitles were in Japanese, which is something that was never available in this game. The voices were fine, though. I thought this was a glitch, so I continued. This cutscene was the admins reuniting. Mai Sentry asked, "How many contributors did you kill, guys?" "Well, I've lost count." said GodzillaFan1. "It was a nice day pwning them." "Guys, stop sounding so happy," TotemUxie said. "We still have like, 248193473289" Wikia Contributors to defeat. "A sad fate for us" LOLSKELETONS said. "Guys, let's eat some McDonalds" SARDONY said. "Fuck off," Skepolo said. "We should eat Burger King". I had to sit through a 20-minute ranting cutscene about what food they should eat for a break. Finally, Dronian stopped all of them, saying "FUCKERS! STOP RANTING, DON'T YOU REALIZE TOM HAS TO FINISH PLAYING THIS GAME?! JUST EAT SOME FUCKING SUBWAY AND CONTINUE ON!" so they ate some Subway, and continued on. This time, however, all the admins were together. They didn't wanna split up. I don't know why, it can't be because they might lose each other, cuz they have tracking devices. I actually felt like playing as the other admins, and I played as TotemUxie. Totem relied on guns and other weapons. I had fun playing as him, until something bad happened.

GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.