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GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.
GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.

I came to the first checkpoint in the game. I accidentally jumped into lava, and all the admins burned. It was horrifying, and skulls were everywhere. "6.66/12," I say. "Not enough water." And I respawned and jumped over the lava.


''To be continued...''
''To be continued...''

Revision as of 07:50, 23 September 2015

I was cleaning up my room, and I found my Xbox 420 which I hadn't played for in 666 years because I had a gaming PC. I decided to play some games on it but I had none. So I went to the store and a guy gave me a game (FOR FREE) called "Admins vs Wikia Contributors: The First Chapter". I bought it with my cliched stupidness.

The title screen was... well, it was just Trollpasta wiki, and it was showing all the Wikia Contributors' hate comments. However, when I pressed start, the title screen completely changed for a split second. Something I now considered horrifying, but I thought it was a glitch, so I continued playing. The title screen changed into Creepypasta wiki, and for the first time, wikia contributors had faces! Scary faces. Also, there was BLOOD (please tell me why I capitalized BLOOD, damn it I did it again) everywhere. The game started off with a cutscene, showing Skepolo browsing the Wiki and seeing Wikia Contributors everywhere. He decided to track their IPs, but there were too many contributors, so he decicded to call his friends, the other admins. What really amazed me was that the sound and the graphics were hyper-realistic. When the other admins came over to his house, they decided to go on an adventure, an adventure which would revolve around killing Wikia Contributors.

Then it came to a Character Select Screen and I could only have a team of 3. I decided to play as LOLSKELETONS, and my allies were GodzillaFan1, SOMEGUY123 and SKEPOLO. Then it went to another cutscene, which showed my team splitting up from the rest of the admins, you know, so it could be an easier killing spree. When I played as LOLSKELETONS, I was shocked. Not like the reaction shocked, but like the electric shock kind of stuff. He was fucking OP, m8. His Super Attacks were "Spookiness" and "Skull cum". And his ultimate was "A Skeleton popped out". Those attacks would kill like, 20 wikia contributors in one go. However, every character had a weakness. Though LOLSKELETON had op Supers and an OP ultimate, his melee was basically the worst in the game. The best melee dmg guy was GodzillaFan1, so I decided to swap to him, as I was more of a melee guy when it comes to deez (NUTS) kind of games. His atomic breath did okay dmg, but I was bored playing as him after a while and played as SOMEGUY123. It seems like he was more of a support character, as was Skepolo. I don't really like support characters in vidya games so I went back to GodzillaFan1. But as I went to the 5th level, there was something horrifying. All the Wikia Contributors had hyper realistic blood on their eyes, and had a razor-sharp grin. They were 9000x times (lol, times times) harder to beat than before. I realized that the more enemies you kill, u get points and u can use them to raise your characters' stats. I raized GodzillaFan1's atomic breath power and kind of melee power. Then I rekt all the Wikia Contributors, but LOLSKELETONS was almost dead. SOMEGUY123 healed him, as he was a support character.

The 6th level made me puke. The other admins were hanging from the ceiling and the wikia contributors laughed like KEFKA. And their eyes were hyper-realistic (cliche). I was compelled with Shrek's energy and then a Giant Wikia Contributor popped out. It seems like he was the first boss battle of the game. I eventually beat him, and when he died, he did a Family Guy laugh. Then proceeded to kill the remaining contributors of this level. I was a pro at the game. I noticed that the admins hanging from the ceiling were just fake clones made to scare us. Phew, what a relief. The 7th level was based around RESISTING Wikia Contributors from raiding TPW and CPW. And this time, it gave us a date as to when this happened. It was on 9/11/2300. The "2300" had me pondering for a few centuries, but I shrugged it off as a glitch and kept playing.EXE.

When I reached the 10th level. I realized that the sky was red and stuff. My allies weren't acting correctly, LOLSKELETONS was twitching his head, SOMEGUY123's name was changed to "SOMEDICK123", and Skepolo no longer had a Fallout 3 profile picture, but a Jeff the Killer profile picture. I was FURIOUS. I tried to move GodzillaFan1, but he wouldn't move. He just stared at my allies for a few minutes. After that I could move him around. Everything was back to normal. I was probably high at the moment. This time, I had to fight Holly the Killer, a.k.a the definition of cancer. SOMEGUY123 puked, LOLSKELETONS tried to ban her, but nothing happened, and Skepolo watched in horror. Wait a second, I thought this was a game where Admins had to fight Wikia Contributors. Whatever. I fought Holly the Killer (stupid fanfictions) alone. It was a pretty tough fight, because every few minutes, GodzillaFan1 would try to cover his eyes to prevent them from bleeding. But eventually I beat her, to reveal it was a Wikia Contributor wearing a costume. So it was a plan. The Wikia Contributor wore the suit in an attempt to scare all the admins away. Ha, gay. That didn't work out at all. Then something weird happened.

I couldn't reach the 11th level. No matter how hard I tried. I realizd the game was frozen. Stupid me. I quit and re-entered. Shit, this game doesn't have an autosave! I have to save the progress, which is something I didn't d- ah, nevermind. It does autosave. Phew. I thought I was gonna die of a heart-attack. I entered the 11th level this time, and there was a cutscene. However, something was odd here. The subtitles were in Japanese, which is something that was never available in this game. The voices were fine, though. I thought this was a glitch, so I continued. This cutscene was the admins reuniting. Mai Sentry asked, "How many contributors did you kill, guys?" "Well, I've lost count." said GodzillaFan1. "It was a nice day pwning them." "Guys, stop sounding so happy," TotemUxie said. "We still have like, 248193473289" Wikia Contributors to defeat. "A sad fate for us" LOLSKELETONS said. "Guys, let's eat some McDonalds" SARDONY said. "Fuck off," Skepolo said. "We should eat Burger King". I had to sit through a 20-minute ranting cutscene about what food they should eat for a break. Finally, Dronian stopped all of them, saying "FUCKERS! STOP RANTING, DON'T YOU REALIZE TOM HAS TO FINISH PLAYING THIS GAME?! JUST EAT SOME FUCKING SUBWAY AND CONTINUE ON!" so they ate some Subway, and continued on. This time, however, all the admins were together. They didn't wanna split up. I don't know why, it can't be because they might lose each other, cuz they have tracking devices. I actually felt like playing as the other admins, and I played as TotemUxie. Totem relied on guns and other weapons. I had fun playing as him, until something bad happened.

GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.

I came to the first checkpoint in the game. I accidentally jumped into lava, and all the admins burned. It was horrifying, and skulls were everywhere. "6.66/12," I say. "Not enough water." And I respawned and jumped over the lava.

To be continued...

I don't care if you hate cliffhangers, fucker. Be patient!!!!!1111