Adventure's With Gunga Volume1: Difference between revisions

We got one more day until we set sail and I'm stoked because this is also my last day of work. I headed towards a gated community that I never like going down... It's called 4 seasons! It's full of rich and snotty little spoiled brat kids that hate poor people (which is me). All their dad's are lawyers and their capable of suing anyone and they always pick on me when I go down their neighborhood. I got through the gates and headed towards the house I have to go down too. I was paddling slow and cautiously. I felt like it was safe so I sped up alittle then I looked in my rear view mirror and I spotted 12 kindergartners riding on their big-Ol fancy smancy Aurumania’sAurumania's Gold Bike Crystal edition with built In training wheels and they drove towards me. I freaked out and drove my land boat as fast as I could. One of the kids was smart and pulled over to the side of me and grabbed the anchor that I had in my land boat and pulled it to the ground which immediately stopped and whiplashed me. The kids swarmed and tied me up in their chair. They grabbed their fathers and they started to sue me for reasons I don't understand. With quick reaction I spat on one of them and said that it's copy written which then caused panic with the lawyers. I untied myself and ran out of the house. The lawyers got so riled up that they bursted into flames and blew up the whole community and sued me for it. Everyone was dead except for me and a few of the evil kids. They grabbed restraining orders and headed towards me. I knew if they got too close to me then they'll beable to sew me for all I have. I sprinted as fast as I could towards the gates... the kids grabbed their rocket shoes and flew into the air at me. I looked back and screamed bloody murder the damn kids was inches away from me then a blur came out of know where and pushed me to the side causing the kids to fly into the streets and get killed by cars. And I know I'm gonna get sued for that one. After that gruesome accident I hopped on my land boat and paddled back home... When I got home it was already 12:00 at night. I took a shit in super plank of death then went to bed.