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WARNING! This is a fake series and suppose to be funny and scary.
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I was a intern at Mcdonalds when they made a series for children since children hated their toys. This one was VERY creepy.
I am a big fan of Total Drama, so i told them to do something related. Their least favorite character was Dakota. They put the damn people in the fucking room. That was a fucking bad idea. They played it. It said Mcdonalds TM. 282 and then when it played, for a split seccond, it said Mcdonalds TM, 666. Then it said We cook food so good you love it. Then, again for a split seccond, it said We cook
Dakota was walking down the street when she tripped on a rock. She busted her lips and they began to bleed. She saw her sister's friend down the street when she saw her go. She said "Hello!" and the
Jessica had a concreate wall near her job. She came back with a knife almost in her heart, just in her arm. "Dakota tried to kill-" Blood flew on the screen and it showed Jessica being killed. Dakota
==September, 2019, 2:30==
The next episode came on. "Jayonna, did you make this?" Ronald said. "No" I said. Why was this being aired? It was suppose to be for children. Now its all horny and bloody.
It showed a
The blood came in the interns room and Dakota murdered Ronald and she stuffed his dick down Alice's throat. "Jayoona, help me" said Dakota.
"No, You murder
"But Jayoona, you made us. You killed me, now i kill you. And we can all be happy. BUT NO! You want to kill me and you don't like me. You are a big fan of Total drama. You thought of this series. And now I SHALL RECLAIM MY SPOT NEXT TO YOU"
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