Adventures of Dakota: Difference between revisions

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I was a intern at Mcdonalds when they made a series for children since children hated their toys. This one was VERY creepy. 

 

I am a big fan of Total Drama, so i told them to do something related. Their least favorite character was Dakota. They put the damn people in the fucking room. That was a fucking bad idea. They played it. It said Mcdonalds TM. 282 and then when it played, for a split seccond, it said Mcdonalds TM, 666. Then it said We cook food so good you love it. Then, again for a split seccond, it said We cook children and give them to other kids so they faint and you will never see them again. Then a kefta laugh played for 3.35 secconds........ The theme played, but it was not animated, it played lavender town music. The music was so scary, it made a intern choke on  his McBurger. Then it played.

 

Dakota was walking down the street when she tripped on a rock. She busted her lips and they began to bleed. She saw her sister's friend down the street when she saw her go. She said "Hello!" and the little girl screamed. Then, she fell on to a knife, chestfirst. It plunged into her heart and bleed. However, she didn't die. It missed the blood of her heart. She spined and blood flew into the walls. She hit a concreate wall because she was a dumbass. Her eyes fell out and cracked open her skull. It was ok 2 minutes, but she had no brain and was a fucking dumb-ier ass. 

 

Jessica had a concreate wall near her job. She came back with a knife almost in her heart, just in her arm. "Dakota tried to kill-" Blood flew on the screen and it showed Jessica being killed. Dakota raped her and she had hyperrealistic blood flying. When she was dead, the screen was clear. Nothing but Dakota and a skeleton. Then, Jacob said he had to go to the bathroom. Jacob was on the screen, and Dakota smashed his head against the wall (concreate) and blood came into the room and the screen. Then, the episode stopped. We, interns were too frigthened to play the next episode.

"No, You murder kids and I am upset. You killed my co-workers and now i'm angry. You ruined my job being here and now i AM mad. I won't join you."

 

 

Right when she said that, the screen showed a couple running while it rained hyper-realistic blood. Dakota punched my eye and it bleed.

 

"So what do you say?"

==In Adventures of Dakota==

We love killing.

 

We are together. We are

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