Alex Trebek V.S. Nicki Minaj: Difference between revisions
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Jeopardy hero Edward, was finally living an almost normal life again |
Jeopardy hero Edward, was finally living an almost normal life again |
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after his epic battle with the SUPER ALEX TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON |
after his epic battle with the SUPER ALEX TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON |
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JEOPARDY HOST. Him and Bobby (who will now be |
JEOPARDY HOST. Him and Bobby (who will now be referred to as Gregory, |
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his real name) have re- gained their friendship, and now have a new |
his real name) have re- gained their friendship, and now have a new |
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friend, Funkles the teddy bear. Hey I said it was almost normal. |
friend, Funkles the teddy bear. Hey I said it was almost normal. |
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proclaimed. She then pulled out her weights and went in for the kill. |
proclaimed. She then pulled out her weights and went in for the kill. |
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Alex Trebek laughed as she approached him at a tremendous speed. He |
Alex Trebek laughed as she approached him at a tremendous speed. He |
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then pointed a single finger at her and shot her with his |
then pointed a single finger at her and shot her with his laser. She |
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was in pain as she screamed in agony after she had taken in the shot. |
was in pain as she screamed in agony after she had taken in the shot. |
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Next, he repeadedly started to shoot her over, and over again. She |
Next, he repeadedly started to shoot her over, and over again. She |
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way he is. “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. So that's why I always thought |
way he is. “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. So that's why I always thought |
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he was possessed over the years. Wow. Just blew my mind for a second. |
he was possessed over the years. Wow. Just blew my mind for a second. |
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He he.” |
He he.” Proclaimed Edward while telling his funny story of his |
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past. |
past. |
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this shit tier that I'm at! Ahahahahahaha!” Nicki Minaj made her |
this shit tier that I'm at! Ahahahahahaha!” Nicki Minaj made her |
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way to the surface, by turning into her anaconda form. After going up |
way to the surface, by turning into her anaconda form. After going up |
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to the surface, she started to |
to the surface, she started to wreak havoc on the city she had |
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arrived at. She shot whipped cream at the buildings, causing |
arrived at. She shot whipped cream at the buildings, causing |
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everything to explode and crumble down! She started to burrow under |
everything to explode and crumble down! She started to burrow under |
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large buildings to shake the support, causing them all to fall down. |
large buildings to shake the support, causing them all to fall down. |
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Weights were also being shot at innocent people, killing them in the |
Weights were also being shot at innocent people, killing them in the |
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process. Then the military started coming in. Every tank was blown |
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up by a rapid- fired weight. Every unit of the air force was taken |
up by a rapid- fired weight. Every unit of the air force was taken |
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down by the whipped cream. Then the military noticed that there was |
down by the whipped cream. Then the military noticed that there was |
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up. Edward wiped away his tears, and had now tried to stop sobbing |
up. Edward wiped away his tears, and had now tried to stop sobbing |
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and crying. “Mabey. Hopefuly he is in a better place.” Edward got |
and crying. “Mabey. Hopefuly he is in a better place.” Edward got |
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over this issue |
over this issue surprisingly fast. “Look everyone! Check out the |
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news!” Funkles exclaimed to the room. “Nicki Minaj snake demon |
news!” Funkles exclaimed to the room. “Nicki Minaj snake demon |
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attacks city! Live feed being sent as we speak right now!” Said a |
attacks city! Live feed being sent as we speak right now!” Said a |
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as they left for down town. Little did he know, that his wish would |
as they left for down town. Little did he know, that his wish would |
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be soon granted, for a much more powerful force was coming for his |
be soon granted, for a much more powerful force was coming for his |
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vengeance. |
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vengance. |
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out into space; but not just anywhere in space. They went into the |
out into space; but not just anywhere in space. They went into the |
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middle of a newly formed nebula. They were right in a danger zone for |
middle of a newly formed nebula. They were right in a danger zone for |
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trouble. Alex Trebek shot more |
trouble. Alex Trebek shot more lasers at Nicki Minaj, but she |
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successfully dodged them all. Alex Trebek burned more weights, and |
successfully dodged them all. Alex Trebek burned more weights, and |
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whipped cream. The battle was going nowhere now. “I GOT BUNS |
whipped cream. The battle was going nowhere now. “I GOT BUNS |
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<nowiki> </nowiki>Nicki Minaj saw this |
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nicki Minaj saw this |
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opportunity as well, and she shot a huge whipped cream |
opportunity as well, and she shot a huge whipped cream laser at some |
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nearby stars! They all exploded into fire and shockwaves! All of the |
nearby stars! They all exploded into fire and shockwaves! All of the |
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stars had been annihaled into oblivion; except the largest one there. |
stars had been annihaled into oblivion; except the largest one there. |
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<nowiki> </nowiki>The two |
<nowiki> </nowiki>The two lasers than hit |
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each other, but they were too powerful to react! Instead, they both |
each other, but they were too powerful to react! Instead, they both |
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went up, HITTING THE MASSIVE STAR! The star than EXPLODED! Everything |
went up, HITTING THE MASSIVE STAR! The star than EXPLODED! Everything |