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Jeopardy hero Edward, was finally living an almost normal life again
Jeopardy hero Edward, was finally living an almost normal life again
after his epic battle with the SUPER ALEX TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON
after his epic battle with the SUPER ALEX TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON
JEOPARDY HOST. Him and Bobby (who will now be reffered to as Gregory,
JEOPARDY HOST. Him and Bobby (who will now be referred to as Gregory,
his real name) have re- gained their friendship, and now have a new
his real name) have re- gained their friendship, and now have a new
friend, Funkles the teddy bear. Hey I said it was almost normal.
friend, Funkles the teddy bear. Hey I said it was almost normal.
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proclaimed. She then pulled out her weights and went in for the kill.
proclaimed. She then pulled out her weights and went in for the kill.
Alex Trebek laughed as she approached him at a tremendous speed. He
Alex Trebek laughed as she approached him at a tremendous speed. He
then pointed a single finger at her and shot her with his lazer. She
then pointed a single finger at her and shot her with his laser. She
was in pain as she screamed in agony after she had taken in the shot.
was in pain as she screamed in agony after she had taken in the shot.
Next, he repeadedly started to shoot her over, and over again. She
Next, he repeadedly started to shoot her over, and over again. She
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way he is. “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. So that's why I always thought
way he is. “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. So that's why I always thought
he was possessed over the years. Wow. Just blew my mind for a second.
he was possessed over the years. Wow. Just blew my mind for a second.
He he.” Procliamed Edward while telling his funny story of his
He he.” Proclaimed Edward while telling his funny story of his
past.
past.


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this shit tier that I'm at! Ahahahahahaha!” Nicki Minaj made her
this shit tier that I'm at! Ahahahahahaha!” Nicki Minaj made her
way to the surface, by turning into her anaconda form. After going up
way to the surface, by turning into her anaconda form. After going up
to the surface, she started to wreck havoc on the city she had
to the surface, she started to wreak havoc on the city she had
arrived at. She shot whipped cream at the buildings, causing
arrived at. She shot whipped cream at the buildings, causing
everything to explode and crumble down! She started to burrow under
everything to explode and crumble down! She started to burrow under
large buildings to shake the support, causing them all to fall down.
large buildings to shake the support, causing them all to fall down.
Weights were also being shot at innocent people, killing them in the
Weights were also being shot at innocent people, killing them in the
proccess. Then the military started coming in. Every tank was blown
process. Then the military started coming in. Every tank was blown
up by a rapid- fired weight. Every unit of the air force was taken
up by a rapid- fired weight. Every unit of the air force was taken
down by the whipped cream. Then the military noticed that there was
down by the whipped cream. Then the military noticed that there was
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up. Edward wiped away his tears, and had now tried to stop sobbing
up. Edward wiped away his tears, and had now tried to stop sobbing
and crying. “Mabey. Hopefuly he is in a better place.” Edward got
and crying. “Mabey. Hopefuly he is in a better place.” Edward got
over this issue suprisingly fast. “Look everyone! Check out the
over this issue surprisingly fast. “Look everyone! Check out the
news!” Funkles exclaimed to the room. “Nicki Minaj snake demon
news!” Funkles exclaimed to the room. “Nicki Minaj snake demon
attacks city! Live feed being sent as we speak right now!” Said a
attacks city! Live feed being sent as we speak right now!” Said a
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as they left for down town. Little did he know, that his wish would
as they left for down town. Little did he know, that his wish would
be soon granted, for a much more powerful force was coming for his
be soon granted, for a much more powerful force was coming for his
vengeance.
vengance.




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out into space; but not just anywhere in space. They went into the
out into space; but not just anywhere in space. They went into the
middle of a newly formed nebula. They were right in a danger zone for
middle of a newly formed nebula. They were right in a danger zone for
trouble. Alex Trebek shot more lazers at Nicki Minaj, but she
trouble. Alex Trebek shot more lasers at Nicki Minaj, but she
successfully dodged them all. Alex Trebek burned more weights, and
successfully dodged them all. Alex Trebek burned more weights, and
whipped cream. The battle was going nowhere now. “I GOT BUNS
whipped cream. The battle was going nowhere now. “I GOT BUNS
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<nowiki> </nowiki>Nicki Minaj saw this
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nicki Minaj saw this
opportunity as well, and she shot a huge whipped cream lazer at some
opportunity as well, and she shot a huge whipped cream laser at some
nearby stars! They all exploded into fire and shockwaves! All of the
nearby stars! They all exploded into fire and shockwaves! All of the
stars had been annihaled into oblivion; except the largest one there.
stars had been annihaled into oblivion; except the largest one there.
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<nowiki> </nowiki>The two lazers than hit
<nowiki> </nowiki>The two lasers than hit
each other, but they were too powerful to react! Instead, they both
each other, but they were too powerful to react! Instead, they both
went up, HITTING THE MASSIVE STAR! The star than EXPLODED! Everything
went up, HITTING THE MASSIVE STAR! The star than EXPLODED! Everything
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